April 2007
The Unsuccessful Suicide of Trish O'Malley Aidan Harney

Part of the 15 Minute Plays series 2007
Tom, if you are reading this note…I am dead. I hope I don’t look too bad. I did my hair…There is a fresh leek and hazelnut quiche in the oven…Dog is fed. Cat is fed. Children are in Jackie’s… Goodbye, Tom. Your loving wife…who you have been cheating on, with a peroxide floozy, with bad roots, for the past two years. She is a minger. You utter bastard. Trish.
Hilarious and unexpected developments when a teenage student interrupts the suicide plans of a well-heeled housewife in this smart, funny and bright new play.

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