Chapter 199: Master, You’re so Cute
lt;pgt;Chapter 199: Master, You’re so Cutelt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Why are you following me?” Zhu Yao turned around and glared at that stupid fox who thought that he was concealing himself well by openly following her while holding onto a tree branch.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Bai Yi weakly glanced at her. “I… I want to go to the city as well. This is my first time heading out… May I go together with great deity?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“What are you going to do there?” Zhu Yao looked at him with narrowed eyes, and then suddenly thought of something. “You can’t really be heading there to buy clothes, right?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“That’s right, that’s right.” He strongly nodded.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Right, my ass! Zhu Yao glanced at him scornfully. “You don’t even bathe, so why do you need so many clothes?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Bai Yi blanked for a moment, and his fur stood on ends the next instant, replying furiously. “I lick my fur frequently, alright!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…” That’s even more disgusting, alright? Even though he had already gained a human form, why did he still cling onto the way animals clean themselves?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao couldn’t care less, if he wanted to follow her, then so be it. Though, she was bitter about not possessing even a single flying mystic tool, otherwise, she wouldn’t have needed to walk. She walked for exactly a day and a night, before arriving at the small city at the break of dawn.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;However, this was not a city of practitioners, but a city built by mortals. Residing inside were mortals who did not have any spiritual energy within them, and Zhu Yao was a little disappointed about it. Initially, she had wanted to at least deal with the problem of transportation tools, but her hopes were dashed into pieces.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Having no other options, she could only look for suitable materials and refine one herself.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Just as she turned towards the next street, a white figure suddenly charged out from the side. She turned her body out of reflex, and with a ‘pachi’, she fell onto the ground, and face-flat at that.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Fortunately she dodged quickly, otherwise the person who fell would have been her.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“How can you be like this?” A teary face suddenly rose from the ground. In her crystal bright eyes, her tears shone. She was lightly biting his alluring red lower lip, and an unspeakable grievance could be seen from in between her brows. Anyone who saw her would feel like pampering her.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao simply felt that she heard a bang in her mind, as though countless fireworks had been shot out. She unconsciously held her breath, as she stared at her face with widened eyes, not daring to even blink for a moment.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;It was really an re-enactment of a scene of ‘one who had searched for her for a thousand of times in the crowd, and when she was finally found, the startled bunch of herons flew away…’¹ Ah pui. In any case, what she meant was…lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“There’s actually woman with such otherworldly beauty in this world.” The fox suddenly said out loud.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao was this close to spitting all over his face, however, she couldn’t help but agree.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Her beauty was truly otherworldly, even the three letters ‘bug’ on her face. It’s otherworldly to the point of being drunk, alright?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;That’s right. The three letters ‘bug’ was clearly written on the face of the young lady on the ground!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Realmspirit had told her that the mission difficulty this time would increase, so ever since she logged onto this new character, she had been worrying about what the bug this time was. Would it be like last time, where she would only find out at the very end, she thought. However, she never expected that the bug would send itself to her so quickly.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Junior-martial sister Yi Ling!” A blue-clothed man ran over with a worried face, and held the woman up.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Yi Ling. This name sounded rather familiar.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Do you know how to walk properly? Why did you push her down?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…” Zhu Yao was speechless. Was this person blind?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Senior-martial brother Qi… Forget it.” The woman tugged onto the man, giving him a generous-looking face that looked as though she did not want to pursue this matter.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Yo. This blindness is even infectious.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The man sighed, and gently said. “Ling’er. You’re just too kind.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Senior-martial brother…” The woman nudged the man, and said with pouting lips. “I think that this big sister didn’t do it on purpose either, so let’s forget it.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao: “…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Look! A real life green tea bitch.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The man helplessly shook his head. Then, he turned to glare at her. “Hurry and apologize to my junior-martial sister!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Eh?” Zhu Yao pointed at herself. “Me?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“What? You pushed someone down, and don’t even have a word of apology for her?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Senior-martial brother, forget it.” The man shrunk to the back, and continued to tug on the corner of the man’s sleeves. She was clearly giving persuasive words, yet it lit up another fire above the man’s flames of fury.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Don’t be afraid, I will seek justice for you.” After saying that, he glared at Zhu Yao with dagger-like eyes. “You…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Sorry.” Zhu Yao immediately replied.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…” Her being so straightforward had instead stunned the two of them, as though a pent-up frustration that was about to burst out from the depths of one’s heart, suddenly could not find the exit to do so. Yet, he just couldn’t find another reason to be furious about, and in the end, he left after giving her a cold snort.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao frowned, though she did not really feel that she was that wronged. She had only just met the bug, and because she did not know the present situation, it wasn’t advisable for her to come into conflict with them. Furthermore, saying sorry wouldn’t make her lose anything.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Though the fox seemed to have an infatuated look as he looked in the direction the two people left in, he seemed to be at a loss.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;This idiot can’t have fell in love with that green tea bitch on first sight, right? Were the intelligence of all foxes this bad?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Great deity, I… I’m going off to buy new clothes.” He explained as he glanced at the direction the woman left in. Clearly, the drinker’s heart was not in the cup.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Oh? You’re not going to follow me anymore?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;His face stiffened for a moment, before he explained with a stutter. “We… We have already reached the city.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;As expected, one’s compassion for others is lost the moment one experiences love.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;But that woman earlier…lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Forget it, what did this have to do with Zhu Yao herself?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The most important matter right now which she had to attend to was…lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;She touched her pockets. When she was conversing earlier, she faintly felt the two fruits in her pocket nudge a little, and they were even turning a little warmer.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao was worried about her master and Yue Ying, and hence did not have the mind to speak with the fox any further either. Waving her hands, she parted ways with him.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Finding a secluded place, she summoned a straw cottage, placed down n number of isolation formations at the front and back, before taking out the black and white fruits.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Master?” Zhu Yao nudged the white fruit.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Yue Ying?” She then nudged the black fruit.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Neither one of the two responded, though the fruits seemed to be getting hotter, and Zhu Yao could barely grasp hold of them. She then decided to summon a huge bowl and place the fruits into it. The surrounding spiritual energy suddenly turned dense, as even more spiritual energy began gather towards her direction. Among them, wood spiritual energy made up a bigger portion of the mix.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao was a little confused, but not a moment later, those spiritual energy began to fly towards the two fruits, and were endlessly being absorbed by them. The two fruits then began to glow red and white.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Why did she feel that this scene look a little familiar? As though she had just seen it recently…lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The hell, wasn’t this the same situation when she took up her human form?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Her master and Yue Ying were about to transform!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao felt that this was a little mysterious.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Back then, she transformed within the forest. The wood spiritual energy within the forest was naturally very rich, however, being near the city, the wood spiritual energy here was scarce. After pondering for a moment, she set down a few spiritual energy gathering formations in order to prevent the two from suffering malnutrition.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The spiritual energy grew even more concentrated. Probably because the two of them of were transforming at the same time, the torrents of spiritual energy even began to shake the straw cottage. Zhu Yao had no other options but to cast defensive arts at the side.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;She watched on as the two bundles of light grow brighter. The entire cottage was enveloped by red and white lights, blinding to the point where one couldn’t bear to open their eyes. And then, two figures slowly appeared on the table.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;First, they were tiny. Then, they slowly grew.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Ten centimeters. Twenty centimeters. Thirty centimeters…lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Half a meter…lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Suddenly, the light receded, and the cottage once again returned to normal. On the table were two tender-looking… little wimps.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Why kids!? -faints-lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;This was illogical!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Master?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The child in white clothes on the left frowned, and responded. “Mn.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Yue Ying?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The child in black clothes on the right smiled sweetly. “Big Sis Yao.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Alright, it really was the two of them. Why did they turn into children? And… they were even so cute and plump. They were chubby like the babies in a new year’s portrait, making it hard to suppress the urge to hug them.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;If not for…lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Their buttocks being squeezed in the same bowl.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The large bowl which Zhu Yao summoned earlier to hold them, when they took up their human forms, evidently could not contain their entire physiques, and in the end, could only hold their two small buttocks.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;And the two of them seemed… to be stuck.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;With a cold expression, Yu Yan emitted a cold aura while staying put. Yue Ying was presently holding onto the edges of the bowl, desperately trying to pull himself out of the bowl.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;However, no matter how he tried, he was unable to escape from the bowl.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;She suddenly recalled a line from a certain chocolate advertisement: ‘Couldn’t you have gotten a bigger bowl?’lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Mn, if she knew that they were going to transform together next time, then she would definitely bring a larger bowl.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;After Yue Ying’s long hours of fruitless effort, in the end, Yu Yan cast an art and tapped on the bowl, instantly shattering the bowl. The two people finally separated, gaining their freedom.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;After making eye contact, both of them scornfully took a step back.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Big Sis Yao…” Yue Ying reached out his chubby little paw towards her with a wronged look, and Zhu Yao’s face turned blood red from the cuteness. She could not help but stroke his head.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Why did you two become like this?” This was too illogical.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“We have only just taken up a form, and do not have sufficient spiritual energy.” Yu Yan replied. “We can only transform into this state.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao blanked. She inspected the two of them, and her eyes widened. “Your cultivation…” They were actually only at the mid Essence stage, even lower than hers.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Big Sis Yao, no need to worry.” Yue Ying raised his head, and rubbed against her palm. “My cultivation still exists, just that my spiritual energy is insufficient. My present body simply cannot sustain it either. It will naturally recover as time passes, there’s no need to re-cultivate.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Really?” Zhu Yao looked at Yu Yan.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Mn.” Yu Yan nodded in agreement, his voice carried a hint of fatigue, and his eyelids unintentionally drooped.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Only then Zhu Yao heave a sigh of relief. She then realized his anomaly. “Master, what happened to you?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“No matter.” Yu Yan shook his head. “I used an art earlier, and am merely tired.” It was indeed very difficult for him to cast an art in his present body. Just a small art was enough to extremely tire him, and his head uncontrollably drooped little by little.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao instantly turned muddle-headed from how cute he looked desperately keeping himself awake with his small figure. She could not help but reached her hands towards him. “Hurry and get into the bowl, ah pui… Hurry and come into my embrace.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Umm… You need to rest.” Come, little fellow. Let this auntie hug you.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Yu Yan did not reply, though Yue Ying at the side seemed to have an opinion on this. His similar bun-like face frowned, as he reached out his small hands. “Big Sis Yao…” His expression looked as though he was requesting to be hugged and consoled.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Another arrow struck Zhu Yao’s heart.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;This feeling where the entire world was filled with cuteness…lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Was simply irresistible!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Just as she was about to change her target, suddenly, a white dumpling charged into her embrace at lightning speed, and hugged onto her neck.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;A hint of red rose in the white dumpling’s face, but it quickly subsided right after. Using his cute voice, he sternly said. “Yu… Yao. Your master needs some rest, stand guard for me.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;After saying that, he turned to coldly glare at Yue Ying, before burying his head into her embrace and turned quiet.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao “…” Such a childish act. Master, are you fighting to be spoilt?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;But I like it.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Guan Cheng, disciple of Blue Parasol Sect, pays a visit. I wonder if fellow daoist is willing to meet me.” A foreign male voice suddenly sounded from outside.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao frowned. She had long figured that her master’s and Yue Ying’s abnormal spiritual energy movements would definitely garner the attention of nearby practitioners, so she had used formations to conceal their presences and to make it look as though there were people building their Foundation here. Theoretically speaking, Foundation-stage practitioners were very commonly seen, even if it was sensed, most people would have ignored it. She never expected that there would still be people coming forward to meet them.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao pondered for a moment, before she walked out while hugging onto her own master who was pretending to sleep with one arm, and holding onto Yue Ying with the other.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;When she saw the man outside who only had an Essence Paragon cultivation, she relaxed a little. However, when she glanced at the three people beside him, her eyes narrowed once again.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;It sure was a small world.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“It’s you!” The expression of the man in the green robe stiffened, as he looked at her with a conflicted look. Even the face of the woman behind him paled a little.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;That’s right, these two were the bug two-man team she encountered earlier on the street.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The other was actually the fox who had a woman clothes fetish.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Hi, we meet again.” Zhu Yao blinked her eyes at the three people.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Junior-martial brother Qi Ping, do you know this fellow daoist?” Guan Cheng turned to look at the two people.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Qi Ping looked at her a little indignantly. “We have met once.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Guan Cheng did not dwell into the matter any further, he instead took a step forward and gave Zhu Yao a bow of the same status. “Congratulations, fellow daoist, on building your Foundation.” Naturally, he believed that the abnormal movements in the spiritual energy earlier was her building her Foundation. “I wonder which school and sect fellow daoist is from?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;I have neither a school nor a sect.” Zhu Yao honestly replied.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;A hint of easily distinguishable joy flashed past Guan Cheng’s eyes, and he became even more enthusiastic. “Then fellow daoist, are you interested in joining our Blue Parasol Sect? To be honest, this lowly one descended from the mountains this time to recruit disciples for our sect.” He persuaded with all his might, afraid that she wouldn’t agree. “I see that fellow daoist has extraordinary aptitude to build your Foundation with your own strength, you will definitely make great achievements in the future. My Blue Parasol Sect can be considered to be one of the top great sects as well. We have large amount of resources in the sect, which I believe can aid fellow daoist in your cultivation.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Sure!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Our sect after all has three… Ah?” Only then did Guan Cheng realize what she had just said, and he was somewhat unable to believe his own ears. “Fellow… Fellow daoist, so you have agreed to join?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“That’s right.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…” What happened to the promised rumors that all wandering practitioners have lofty personalities, and do not wish to be restrained?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“When are we leaving?” And here she was worried that she wouldn’t get the opportunity to make contact with the bug. This sure was someone sending a pillow when one wanted to sleep.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Guan Cheng’s eyes instantly shone. “We will be choosing disciples in the city tomorrow. Fellow daoist can meet up with us in the city in the afternoon.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Alright.” Zhu Yao nodded. After pondering for a moment, she pointed at the two family members in her hands. “Can I bring them along?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Of course, of course.” Guan Cheng nodded even faster than before. With his Essence Paragon cultivation, he naturally could see that the children in her hands were practitioners as well. “I wonder if these two are your…” disciples?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Sons!” Zhu Yao said without a single fluster on her face.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…” Guan Cheng was stunned. This young lady did not look that old, yet she already had a such a big child? And even two of them!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Yue Ying was startled for a moment, before nodding his head in concert, and shouted. “Mom!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Good boy.” As expected, he was quick on the uptake.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The white dumpling in her embrace however stiffened, and his little face instantly darkened.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Guan Cheng said some courteous words before bringing the group away. The student with the bug even gave her a bow before they left, which earned the stink eye of the disciple named Qi Ping at the side.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;As for that stinky fox, she did not know what happened between him and the two of them. From beginning till end, he had been looking at that bug with with affectionate eyes, his eyes did not shift to look at Zhu Yao even for a moment.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;As expected, one’s compassion for others is lost the moment one experiences love!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;¹ ‘one who had searched… startled bunch of herons flew away…’: It’s something like those exaggerated scenes when the main characters meet their destined ones. Like Saekano’s Aki meeting Kato for the first time(?) for example.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;
Chapter 1: A Peasant Woman, a River, and a Little Field
Chapter 2: The Deities’ Disciple Selection
Chapter 3: Curiosity Kills the Cat
Chapter 4: Entering the Mountain Sect
Chapter 5: Bro, Who Are You?
Chapter 6: Admitting into the Jade Forest
Chapter 7: Don’t Look for Trouble, and Trouble will not Come
Chapter 8: Jade Forest Mountain Peak
Chapter 9: Gold Nest, Silver Nest, Dog’s Nest
Chapter 10: Meeting the Little Turnip Again
Chapter 11: Master’s New Skill
Chapter 12: Network Delaying Auntie
Chapter 13: Master has Good Skills
Chapter 14: The Sect Master’s Headache
Chapter 15: Reunion with Little Wang
Chapter 16: Emergency
Chapter 17: The Damn Fatty that Fell from the Sky
Chapter 18: The Three Collapsed Views
Chapter 19: Chinese Good Girl Friend
Chapter 20: Master’s Telling You to Come Back Home for Dinner
Chapter 21: The Unfortunate Person that Bumped into a Bird
Chapter 22: The Storm at Jade Forest Mountain
Chapter 23: Great Diarrhea Art
Chapter 24: A Practitioner Who Cannot Fly
Chapter 25: Who Doesn’t Know How to Bully?
Chapter 26: Little Wimp’s Third Senior-Martial Brother
Chapter 27: Someone Else’s Counter-Attack Drama
Chapter 28: Wang Xuzhi VS Xiao Yi
Chapter 29: He isn’t even Willing to Give me a Hundred Dollars
Chapter 30: Men Should be Strong and Muscular
Chapter 31: The Common Nauseating Act
Chapter 32: Good Things Come in Pairs
Chapter 33: Talented Acting School
Chapter 34: A Pig-like Party Member
Chapter 35: Human Trafficker
Chapter 36: A Baby Treats Food as Heaven
Chapter 37: The Rubbed-Off Principles
Chapter 38: Regarding the Bringing Up of a Disciple
Chapter 39: Trust Between Master and Disciple
Chapter 40: Prehistoric Monster Infant
Chapter 41: Not Playing Around with Disciple Leads to Death
Chapter 42: Activating Make-Up Story Mode
Chapter 43: Undoing the Knot in One’s Heart
Chapter 44: The Protagonist’s Cheat is Tricking You
Chapter 45: The So-Called Invincibility Mode
Chapter 46: The Promised Protagonist’s Cheat
Chapter 47: The Round Azoth Core
Chapter 48: Cultivation Requires Entrance Examinations
Chapter 49: Setting Off to Tasyoluk
Chapter 50: Outsiders Watching the Commotion
Chapter 51: What Grass is That?
Chapter 52: Treasure Protecting Demonic Beast
Chapter 53: Piggish Party Member Strikes Again
Chapter 54: The Chrysanthemum After the Demonic Beast Conclusion
Chapter 55: Compact, Practical, Suitable and Portable
Chapter 56: When Heading Out, Bringing Along Your Master is a Must
Chapter 57: Experiencing The First Marriage Proposal
Chapter 58: Sesame Opened a Door
Chapter 59: The Shameless Deity
Chapter 60: Master Will Wait For You At Jade Forest Mountain
Chapter 61: Zhu Yao Version 3.0
Chapter 62: Identity Verification
Chapter 63: Making a Fool out of a Beast Without Discussion
Chapter 64: The Stuck Cultivation
Chapter 65: Nascent Soul Formation Period
Chapter 66: Admitting into Ancient Hill Sect Once Again
Chapter 67: Promotion Ceremony
Chapter 68: Cat Fight When There’s Nothing to Do
Chapter 69: Little Rescue Squad
Chapter 70: The Queen Regnant
Chapter 71: Could not be Described
Chapter 72: Three Heads, Four Heads, are Better than One
Chapter 73: Hehe, Ancient Secret Technique
Chapter 74: I Accidentally Fooled You
Chapter 75: Optic Fiber-like Cultivation
Chapter 76: Crowd of Completely Unaware Onlookers
Chapter 77: Don’t Worry, Leave it to Me
Chapter 78: Hu Hansan has Returned
Chapter 79: The Sect Master’s Thoughts
Chapter 80: Big Sis, Don’t Scare Me
Chapter 81: I Actually Like Men
Chapter 82: Disciple, Come, Let’s do an Experiment
Chapter 83: Male BUG, Female BUG
Chapter 84: Xiao Yi’s Godly Logic
Chapter 85: A Small Universal Outbreak
Chapter 86: The First Cannon Fodder
Chapter 87: Hello, Zhu Yao 4.0 Has Logged In
Chapter 88: Where Did this Little Junior-Martial Sister Come From?
Chapter 89: Umm, a Forceful Tyrant
Chapter 90: Master is Leaving
Chapter 91: Don’t Die Anymore
Chapter 92: Pure Yin Physique
Chapter 93: Jade Forest’s Naming Tradition
Chapter 94: The Late Precognitive Dream
Chapter 95: Meeting Cannot be Compared to Yearning
Chapter 96: Invincible Water Spirit Vein
Chapter 97: Heading Out to Grab a Male Partner
Chapter 98: The Male Partner’s Schemes
Chapter 99: Coming Straight Back after Picking Up the Male Partner
Chapter 100: Tragedy of the Destroyed Sect
Chapter 101: Which Sect has the Best Cultivation Techniques?
Chapter 102: Theory of Cultivation Coordination
Chapter 103: A Single Woman in a Doubles
Chapter 104: Little Radish is Transforming
Chapter 105: A BUG Can Call for a Transfer
Chapter 106: This World Where We Have to Look at Faces
Chapter 107: The Strange Shadow
Chapter 108: The Twins within the Ice
Chapter 109: Strange Little Radish
Chapter 110: A Beast Responds with a Single Call
Chapter 111: Lord, What a Fateful Coincidence
Chapter 112: A Money-Making Expert Beast
Chapter 113: World Singularity Record
Chapter 114: Changing Maps to Fight Mobs
Chapter 115: The Great Escape
Chapter 116: Hello, Master
Chapter 117: Goodbye, Master
Chapter 118: Uncontrollable Scenarios
Chapter 119: Why Are You Scolding People?
Chapter 120: Wu Song Cancelling his Engagement
Chapter 121: There’s No Engagement
Chapter 122: I’m Going into Isolation Now
Chapter 123: Azureflight’s Price
Chapter 124: Jade Forest Refiners are Good
Chapter 125: Grasping the Trick Sure Feels Good
Chapter 126: Numerous Sects Coming Together to Bully
Chapter 127: Mu Meiyan’s Challenge
Chapter 128: If I Were to Call You ‘BUG’, Will You Respond?
Chapter 129: The Sharpest Weapon in the World
Chapter 130: What does That have to do with Me?
Chapter 131: The Divine Residence Above the Sea
Chapter 132: A Retarded Final Battle
Chapter 133: The So-Called ‘Deity’
Chapter 134: Your Sister’s a Devil
Chapter 135: Everyone’s Beloved 5.0
Chapter 136: Ill Intentions
Chapter 137: Truth Exposed
Chapter 138: Mushroom Special Ops
Chapter 139: Do I have to be this Unlucky?
Chapter 140: I’m a Leg Supporting Expert
Chapter 141: Master’s IQ has Logged Off
Chapter 142: Great Great Grand Master
Chapter 143: Guest of Lightning Divine Hall
Chapter 144: Stagnating Cultivation
Chapter 145: Tower Sports Meet
Chapter 146: Everyone’s Beloved Truth
Chapter 147: Release that Lady
Chapter 148: The Worst Inhuman Abuse
Chapter 149: Unfortunate Female Deity
Chapter 150: Bi-Gender Type Character
Chapter 151: Heading Towards Advent Cloud Hall
Chapter 152: Reunion of Old Friends
Chapter 153: Who Bit My Buttocks?
Chapter 154: Three Two Hundred Fifties
Chapter 155: Entering Advent Cloud Hall
Chapter 156: Being Chased Everywhere in Life
Chapter 157: Geez, if you’re Ugly, Don’t Seek Revenge
Chapter 158: Recognizes Blood, but not the Owner’s
Chapter 159: Master is Released
Chapter 160: Sudden Change
Chapter 161: Disciple’s Dead Again
Chapter 162: Late-coming Scenario Benefit
Chapter 163: Version 6.0 That Comes with it’s own Scenario
Chapter 164: Please Let Me Appear on Stage
Chapter 165: Can’t We Just Have a Nice Talk?
Chapter 166: The Jokester Sent by the Heavens
Chapter 167: Master has Menopause too
Chapter 168: I’m an Egg
Chapter 169: A Bowl of Egg Drop Soup
Chapter 170: Chicken Egg, Duck Egg, Century Egg
Chapter 171: Introduction Cutscene
Chapter 172: Disciple, Let’s _____
Chapter 173: Please Restrain Yourself from Displaying Your Stupidity
Chapter 174: Spatial Mahjong Competition
Chapter 175: The Trash Retreats
Chapter 176: Towards Cloudhold City
Chapter 177: Mushroom Rescue Operation
Chapter 178: The Minion Who Ascended into the Higher Realm
Chapter 179: Come Back Immediately After You Die
Chapter 180: Forced Disconnection Handyman
Chapter 181: Birds Seem to Like Bringing me Back to their Nests
Chapter 182: Time Adjustment Device
Chapter 183: Far Ancient Highgod
Chapter 184: The First Art of Disciple Trolling
Chapter 185: Second Art of Disciple Trolling
Chapter 186: There’s Always That One Idiot Who Wants to Eat You
Chapter 187: The Gradually Rising Bug
Chapter 188: Seal Released
Chapter 189: Godly Energy Online Recharging Service
Chapter 190: Approaching Irregularity
Chapter 191: The Final Godbeast
Chapter 192: This World is Doomed
Chapter 193: Version Rollback
Chapter 194: Yue Ying, Let Us Have a Chat
Chapter 195: The Unexpected Truth
Chapter 196: Permitted to Bring Family Members Along
Chapter 197: Flunked
Chapter 198: He Hasn’t Bathed for Five Years
Chapter 199: Master, You’re so Cute
Chapter 200: The Punctually Sent Scenario
Chapter 201: Dug a Hole
Chapter 202: Don’t Talk to Me
Chapter 203: Catching a Beast
Chapter 204: That Familiar Beast
Chapter 205: That Beast with Strange Brain Circuits
Chapter 206: Seeing the Old Beast Again
Chapter 207: Sidequest Item
Chapter 208: I Recovered My Cultivation
Chapter 209: A Beast Fell
Chapter 210: I Want to Bite Him!
Chapter 211: World Favourable Impression
Chapter 212: The Entire World is Begging for Hugs
Chapter 213: I Want to Bear Monkeys For You
Chapter 214: War Between Humans and Beasts
Chapter 215: May I Ask Who’s Soon?
Chapter 216: Divine My Ass!
Chapter 217: Mary Sue’s Gary Stu
Chapter 218: Don’t Force My Hand
Chapter 219: Saving the World in Another Way
Chapter 220: Long Live My Empress
Chapter 221: Sect Mascot
Chapter 222: Please, Be Prideful and Cold Like Before
Chapter 223: Prelude to War
Chapter 224: Fried an Egg
Chapter 225: Sealing the Devil
Chapter 226 Single Dragon Can’t Be Hurt
Chapter 227: Piggish Party Member Achievement Unlocked
Chapter 228: Reincarnate Into – The Hell?
Chapter 229: Regular Citizen of the Underworld
Chapter 230: ‘Scare People Ten Times’ Achievement Unlocked
Chapter 231: The Great King Brought Me to Patrol the Mountains
Chapter 232: All of You Have Been Surrounded
Chapter 233: Bugs Everywhere on the Ground
Chapter 234: It’s Time to Dine
Chapter 235: Irreparable Bug
Chapter 236: Friendship that Transcends the Barrier of Species
Chapter 237: Beast With Pitifully Low Intelligence
Chapter 238: Warrior, You’re Pregnant!
Chapter 239: Sleeping Beauty Who Cannot Be Awakened with a Kiss
Chapter 240: Land at the End of the Horizon is This Way
Chapter 241: You Shameless Human
Chapter 242: River of Forgetfulness is Too Deep, Throw Some Sand
Chapter 243: Scenario Mode, On
Chapter 244: Starting the Extended Instance Dungeon
Chapter 245: Adjusted Timeline
Chapter 246: Sword Seeking Convention
Chapter 247: Story of Chicks
Chapter 248: First Mystic Artifact
Chapter 249: There’s a Fraud Shop
Chapter 250: The Girl’s Revival
Chapter 251: Old Man, Don’t Be Too Depressed
Chapter 252: We Can Always Run if We Can’t Win
Chapter 253: You Fancy Him?
Chapter 254: Don’t Fancy Him!
Chapter 255: Onwards to Fall Spirit Peak
Chapter 256: Got Tricked
Chapter 257: Familiar Ancient Ruin
Chapter 258: How About Becoming My Master?
Chapter 259: History Can’t be Altered
Chapter 260: Can I Get an Advance on My Rewards?
Chapter 261: The Problem Child Who Suddenly Freaked Out
Chapter 262: Fortune to the Empress
Chapter 263: There’s a Strange Person Outside the Door
Chapter 264: Master, Promise Me, Alright?
Chapter 265: Common Enemy of Little Animals
Chapter 266: Passive Pet Dispersing Buff
Chapter 267: Turning into a Sieve
Chapter 268: Release My Master
Chapter 269: Plane Movement Permit
Chapter 270: Grandma, Listen to Me
Chapter 271: All Children are Unbearable
Chapter 272: Subduing the Little Tyrant
Chapter 273: Surging Cultivation
Chapter 274: Wife, It’s Me!
Chapter 275: Do You Want to Hitch a Ride?
Chapter 276: I Will Eat You~!
Chapter 277: He Must Have Been Really Rich
Chapter 278: I Will Never Forgive That Person
Chapter 279: Please Study Well
Chapter 280: My Childhood is so Miserable
Chapter 281: Starting the Main Protagonist Dungeon Raid
Chapter 282: Catch That Beast!
Chapter 283: Top Excellent Youths
Chapter 284: Good Enlightenment Helper
Chapter 285: Where’s the Trust Between Humans and Peas?
Chapter 286: Green Doraemon
Chapter 287: The Pea is About to Give Boons
Chapter 288: Cultivation Straight A’s Student
Chapter 289: Peapea, Beastie and Master
Chapter 290: I Have to Personally Beat This Person Up Myself
Chapter 291: Kill a Mob Right Before Disconnection
Chapter 292: Just Throw Away the Opportunity for Reincarnation
Chapter 293: Glamorous Reformed Body
Chapter 294: Someone Else’s Love Triangle
Chapter 295: You’re a Good Person
Chapter 296: Radish Sweeping Movement
Chapter 297: The Little Tyrant’s Aptitude
Chapter 298: Return to its Former Owner
Chapter 299: Little Tyrant, You Must Become a Good Person
Chapter 300: I Feel Like My IQ Will Fall
Chapter 301: Please Give a Proper Croak
Chapter 302: A Radish in a Single Hole
Chapter 303: Even in Death, I Must be Beautiful
Chapter 304: Picking Up Beasts Everyday
Chapter 305: Towards Wandering City
Chapter 306: Practitioners’ Great Tournament Reality TV
Chapter 307: Rising New Star
Chapter 308: Hua Lin, Don’t Cry
Chapter 309: Run, Little Tyrant
Chapter 310: Hua Lin Sent a Friend Verification Notification
Chapter 311: Can the Gift be Converted to Cash?
Chapter 312: Suicide Attack
Chapter 313: Protect the Dandelions
Chapter 314: Victims’ Delusional Stone
Chapter 315: You Should Have a Heart Demon Inside You
Chapter 316: Heart Demon Immunity Skill
Chapter 317: Removing the Bug of Righteousness
Chapter 318: Come One Come All, Let’s Conduct a Meeting
Chapter 319: Truth Behind the Sect Massacre
Chapter 320: Villains Should Not Talk So Much Crap
Chapter 321: Don’t Want to be a Good Girl (Actual)
Chapter 322: Packing Up and Heading Home
Chapter 323: Forced Disconnection
Chapter 324: All-round Technical Support
Chapter 325: High-Level Scenario
Chapter 326: The Magical Brush
Chapter 327: A Clown That Could Topple Countries
Chapter 328: Female Lead’s Night Assault
Chapter 329: Spewing All Over Your Face
Chapter 330: I Can Read
Chapter 331: Contracting the Spirit Guiding Beast
Chapter 332: Five Words Floated in the Air
Chapter 333: Cheat has Disconnected
Chapter 334: Let Me Conduct Some Research
Chapter 335: Open (the Path) Sesame
Chapter 336: All Roads Lead to the Female Lead
Chapter 337: The Young Man Still Has Two Other Faces
Chapter 338: Avatar Download Complete
Chapter 339: A Godly Development Suddenly Unfolds
Chapter 340: It’s Time to Disconnect
Chapter 341: Become One with the Darkness, Single Puppy
Chapter 342: Awakening Notice
Chapter 343: Curse of the FFF Inquisition
Chapter 344: Stupider Than an Idiot
Chapter 345: Barrierless Two-Way Switch
Chapter 346: I Dare You to Try Being Impudent
Chapter 347: Heaven or Hell, Look for My Disciple I Shall
Chapter 348: The Hell is a Female Sword?
Chapter 349: Let Me Quietly Get Zapped
Chapter 350: I Have Just Hit Menopause, I Want Some Peace and Quiet
Chapter 351: Floor Master’s Dignity Recovery Plan
Chapter 352: The Promised Blissful Life
Chapter 353: The Worries of Beasties
Chapter 354: Sesame is Trash
Chapter 355: Realm Escaping Godly Artifact
Chapter 356: Go and Seek Abuse, Young Man!
Chapter 357: Let’s Chat About Life
Chapter 358: How to Abandon Delusion Treatment
Chapter 359: Your Sister’s a Life Artifact
Chapter 360: Let’s Clear the Tower Together, Young Maiden
Chapter 361: The Biology Teacher Left Early
Chapter 362: Look At My Pure and Clear Eyes
Chapter 363: Don’t Be Abstract, Be Realistic
Chapter 364: Demonic Beast Raid Guide
Chapter 365: Exorcism Squad
Chapter 366: Poke the Demonic Beast For Show
Chapter 367: The Three Levels of Bastard Aura
Chapter 368: Meeting Another Mary Sue
Chapter 369: Please Call Me Lei Feng
Chapter 370: It’s Definitely Not That Easy
Chapter 371: Two-Person Instance
Chapter 372: National Big Giveaway
Chapter 373: Evolved Heart Demon Tribulation
Chapter 374: Please Speak Politely
Chapter 375: This Sure is Fate
Chapter 376: Don’t Pull Aggro Off Tanks
Chapter 377: The Truth Behind the Final Floor
Chapter 378: The Fate of the Scheming Mary Sue
Chapter 379: Realizing an Incredible Secret
Chapter 380: I Want to Eat Your Brains
Chapter 381: Second Battle – Cob Cannon
Chapter 382: The Sunflower Welcoming Group
Chapter 383: Friendly Visit to the Sunflower Country
Chapter 384: Undefeatable Enemy
Chapter 385: Ascend to Godhood, or Fall into Devilhood?
Chapter 386: Lightning Divine Tower Ceases to Exist
Chapter 387: Become a CEO
Chapter 388: Realmspirit’s Plans
Chapter 389: A Very Mysterious Plane Management Office
Chapter 390: The Manager of Guoguo’s Home
Chapter 391: Realmspirit’s Return
Chapter 392: Divine Realm Management Plan
Chapter 393: The Final Finale
Afterword