Chapter 229: Regular Citizen of the Underworld
lt;pgt;Chapter 229: Regular Citizen of the Underworldlt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Before her rebirth, Zhu Yao was worried that with Realmspirit’s unreliability, she wondered just what the hell she would reincarnate into? Who knew that she would actually reincarnate in hell!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;She had not actually reincarnated at all, but had turned into an actual ghost!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao felt as though she could hear the sound of her rebirth cheat shattering above her head.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Why are you spacing out again? Hurry and go!” Seeing Zhu Yao had stopped again, Sadako behind her had no choice but to push her. “The door to the Underworld is about to close, you won’t make it if you space out again. Hurry and catch up to the group.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao was stunned for a moment. Raising her head, she saw a long queue ahead of her. There were several ghosts who looked like Sadako, with dishevelled hair and dressed in white cloths, and they were standing in a queue in an orderly manner. Not far ahead, a pitch-black door, that was huge to the extent of touching the skyline itself, was presently wide open. The door itself was floating above ground, surrounded by fog in all directions. On the other side of the door was pitch-black, and it unknowingly carried an attractive force, urging Zhu Yao to approach it.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Following her heart, she floated to the front and followed the group up ahead.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao curiously stared at the door. That’s the entrance to the Underworld? Did I really turn into a ghost?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Suddenly, a noise sounded beneath her feet, as though something had rolled over to her side.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Haah, little missy, I dropped something. Mind helping me pick it up?” The ghost in front suddenly voiced out.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Ou.” Zhu Yao bent her waist on reflex, and picked up the round pearl-like object beneath her feet. After taking a look, she realized a pale white eyeball was in her hands. Zhu Yao’s hands trembled, and with her hand raised, she threw it away.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;With a swoosh, that eyeball disappeared from sight.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“My eye!” That ghost screamed out. He then left the group and chased after his eyeball.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao: “…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Just what in the world is this place? Why are there even people throwing their eyeballs around to play?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Little missy, good throw!” Sadako behind her came forward, and said with an excited look. “I felt that ghost was an eyesore the entire time. Just because he was a death-by-falling ghost, he would throw around his eyes and ears to play. Hmph! So what if he had his limbs broken and shattered? When I die in my next lifetime, I will definitely fall and have my body broken even worse than him.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Uh…” Was this really something worth flaunting?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;However, Zhu Yao’s shocked little heart finally managed to calm down. Taking a deep breath, she braved herself and looked carefully at the queue of ghosts behind and in front of her. If she hadn’t looked, she wouldn’t have known, however, she was frightened to death the moment she took a peak. It was seemingly hard to even spot a single person who had his or her entire body intact. Forget about those who had broken arms and legs, there were even some who had their stomachs cut open, their appearances looked worse as she looked further on. Using ‘beyond recognition’ was even an understatement.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Oh right, I was hanged to death. How did you die?” Student Sadako began to start a conversation.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Uh…” I courted death. “Pained to death.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Oh…” He inspected Zhu Yao for a moment, then his expression sank, and said with a soft voice. “No wonder you’re so intact.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Hey, hey, hey. What’s with that look of pity?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Don’t be sad.” He patted on Zhu Yao’s shoulders, and said with a stern look. “Try to die more miserably in your next lifetime.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…” Are you certain you’re not cursing me?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Is dying miserably what’s trending in the Underworld right now?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“It’s almost our turn.” Sadako pointed to the front.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao raised her head, and realized that unknowingly, they had already floated to the giant door. The ghosts in front were already entering the door one after another, and their figures disappeared in a blink of an eye.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The Underworld was behind this door?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao suddenly recalled the various ghastly and eerie sceneries she saw on television, and took several deep breaths. After preparing her heart for quite a while, she then braved herself. Gritting her teeth, she followed after the steps of the previous ghost, and stepped through that door. The darkness that filled the openings of the door earlier suddenly fluttered like curtains. Her entire being felt as though it had sunk into quicksand, as she was immediately sucked into it.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Everything instantly turned dark in her line of sight, and a moment later, the scenery in front of her shook. As though the curtains had opened, a street filled with lanterns and bright lights instantly appeared before her eyes.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The street was extremely extravagant. Bright red lanterns were hung high up in the air. Bars, inns, restaurants, and various stores filled the place. Zhu Yao felt as though she had entered an ancient city shown in those television drama shows. The entire place was brightly lit by the fire of the lanterns, and there wasn’t a single eerie and terrifying feel to the place.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;On the street, there were even several people raising sparkling plates and loudly shouting.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Come, come, come! Megalin Hall is taking in disciples! Not restricted by any ghost ranks! Not restricted by looks nor height! You will be a member the moment you join! Deep and profound cultivation techniques will be imparted on site! Famed masters will provide you with guidance and teachings, and resources will be given for free!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“East Elegance Clan, East Elegance Clan ghost practitioners! Boundless resources! Managed by famed masters! A great disciple will be nurtured with great resources! East Elegance Clan ghost practitioners! The price is fair, and no disparity between men and women! Join now and you will even receive a basic cultivation technique. Stay on to enjoy a ghost practitioner’s extravagant set meal!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Seven Star Sect! Seven Star Sect’s training institution! Large reservoir of resources! Convenient location! Come for a free trial, and quit without any repercussions if you find us unsatisfactory! Seven Star Sect is your wisest choice! Join the sect now to receive free contribution points, giving you a stable ground to rely on!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Riverna Hall…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao: “…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Was this really the Underworld? Not the advertising department?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;While she was stunned, a man wearing a robe with two big words ‘Seven Stars’ written on it came approaching her. “Eh? Little missy, I see that you have a fine skeleton, and your ophryon is looking dark, you must possess great aptitude. Do you want to join our Seven Stars Sect?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…” The hell did her ophryon looking dark mean?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“This ghostly friend, she is already a disciple of our Shurluse Clan.” She felt a grip on her hand, and was suddenly pulled behind a white robed male ghost.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;That Seven Stars Clan disciple looked at the two of them, before leaving with a disappointed expression and continuing with his advertising activities.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The white robed male ghost turned around, and warned her with a stern look. “I’m warning you, you must definitely not listen to the nonsense of these ghosts. All of them are small clans and sects that trick new ghosts into joining them. Some of these clans and sects only have one or two ghosts in total. You definitely mustn’t be deceived.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao looked at this man who had a delicate and handsome look. “You are?” Who are you?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The man was startled for a moment, and then pointed at himself. “I’m the death-by-hanging ghost, the one standing behind you? Did you forget?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Hanged-to-death ghost! The one who had blood flowing out from his seven orifices?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“After crossing the Door of the Underworld, one’s ghost body will naturally be restored. No wonder you couldn’t recognize me.” His face was filled with disappointment and regret. “Haah, as expected, my earlier appearance looked mightier!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…” ORZ Not in the least!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The corner of Zhu Yao’s lips twitched. She looked around, and just as he had said, she was no longer able to see any ghosts with broken parts on their bodies. Thank you, Door to the Underworld!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Thank you, ghostly senior brother, for your teachings. I wonder what is ghostly senior brother’s esteemed name?” She courteously asked.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The male ghost smiled. “Our encounter is a work of fate, death-by-sickness ghostly little missy, there’s no need to be so polite!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Death-by-sickness ghostly Zhu Yao: “…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“There’s no need for any titles. My surname is Chen, and my name is a single word – Zhen.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Chen Zhen1?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Hello, I’m Huo Yuanjia2!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Huo Yuanjia? Your name is really weird.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Not as strange as yours, alright?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Chen Zhen was startled for a moment, and then passionately continued a moment later. “Death-by-sickness ghostly little missy, from your looks, you must be a ghost who had just died not too long ago. It’s your first time in the Underworld, right? Come, this big brother shall help you sign up for a certification?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Aaah–” Getting a marriage certification on our first meeting? Aren’t we moving too fast?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“What are you gasping for? Hurry and float!” Chen Zhen urged. “Only by getting an identification at the Realm Definition Council Hall can you become a true ghost and freely travel about the Underworld. Otherwise, you’re just a wandering ghost.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;So it was to receive an identification.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Thank you, big brother Chen.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Death-by-sickness ghostly little missy, no need to be polite!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…” Could we not bring up the matter of her dying from sickness?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao had thought that the so-called Realm Definition Council Hall would definitely be a powerful and domineering place. After all, it was the place to receive identifications, so no matter the case, it should be a government-like facility. In the end, Chen Zhen dragged her to a pool at the roadside, and said while pointing at the muddy pool of water. “This is the Realm Definition Council Hall. Place your hand inside the water.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…” What happened to the promised government facility? The way their identification was made was a little too easy-going, wasn’t it?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao reached out her hand into it with a darkened expression. However, the water in the pool did not give the least bit of wet feeling, it felt as though her fingertips had touched a pile of soft cotton. A moment later, a faint green glow suddenly lighted up at the palm of her hand. A circle slowly appeared, and within the circle was the word “Under”.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;It’s green.” Chen Zhen happily patted on Zhu Yao’s shoulder. “Death-by-sickness ghost, as I thought, we’re really fated!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“What’s the meaning of this colour?” Zhu Yao retracted her hand, and the glow on her palm slowly dimmed, leaving a green coloured word “Under” the size of a fingernail.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“There’s a total of seven colours. Every ghost who enters the Underworld for the first time will have a certain colour on their identification mark. These colours represent the city they will be living in from then on. Green represents Green City.” He reached out his hand, and she saw that there was a similar green mark on his hand. “Coincidentally, there’s an empty space next to my place, you can live there. We will be neighbours from now on.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;So these colours act as identification cards, and one could freely choose their land. I wonder if there’s certificates of ownerships too?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Big brother Chen, don’t ghosts have to reincarnate? Why do we have to choose places to stay in?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Chen Zhen turned to look at her with a strange face. “Reincarnate? Why do you have such a terrifying thought? Don’t you want to cultivate into a deity?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Ghosts can become deities as well?” You’re kidding me.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Of course!” Chen Zhen nodded heavily, and dragged her to the seats at the side, looking as though he wanted to chat with her about dreams. “Missy, I know being a death-by-sickness ghost is a little miserable, but you don’t have to let yourself down, you know? As long as you’re able to cultivate a spiritual body, you have hopes of attaining the Heavenly Dao.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…” What did this have to do with dying from sickness?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;But she had really never heard of ghost practitioners. Putting aside the past cultivation worlds she resided in, even in Divine Realm, she had never seen ghosts ascending into deities.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Chen Zhen saw that she still had that dubious look, so he disseminated to her some of the Underworld’s common sense.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;After he was done, Zhu Yao then understood that their so-called cultivation was similar to the deity cultivation she had done. However, the cultivation here was more complicated than what human practitioners usually do. If ghosts wanted to cultivate, they first must cultivate a spiritual body, then, ascend to the Spiritual Realm and obtain a material body. They will then be able to cultivate into deities for real.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;To put it simply, one must first cultivate a body, detach oneself from the identity of a ghost, and then ascend into a deity.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Then why don’t people directly reincarnate and obtain a new body to cultivate? Doesn’t that save a lot of trouble?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“For reincarnation, one must cross the River of Forgetfulness.” Chen Zhen said. “The River of Forgetfulness is able to wash away the memories of one’s former life, including cultivation and spirit veins. It’s impossible to predict the future, and it’s not certain that you will even have spirit veins, let alone attaining the Heavenly Dao. But ghost practitioners are different. As long as you’re able to cultivate a spiritual body and ascend to the Spiritual Realm, you will be able to regain your former cultivation. Isn’t that much better than reincarnation?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;So that’s the case, no wonder there were so many ghosts staying in the Underworld. They were taking another gamble. Furthermore, she was now a little curious of that placed called Spiritual Realm.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The place next to Chen Zhen was still empty, so he allowed her to stay there.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;When Zhu Yao took a look, she realized the place next to his house was really still empty… an empty plot of land.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;An empty plot of land filled with lush green weed!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Flips table! What’s the use of giving me a piece of empty land to live on? Do I have to dig a hole?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao looked at Chen Zhen’s single household manor, and then looked at the empty land in front of her again. The corner of her lips twitched. “… Big brother Chen, a ghost… can’t live here right?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt; “Of course you can. The place is rather big too?” Chen Zhen said kindly.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“There’s not even a room here!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Oh right.” Chen Zhen scratched his head, and then passed her something. “Here, this is for you.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…” What’s the use of giving me a shovel? Dig a hole and bury myself inside?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“This spot is good.” Chen Zhen stomped on the empty land a few times and stopped at a certain spot. Then, he waved her over. “Dig over here then! Dig out a larger portion, it will be more comfortable when you lie down.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;He really was thinking of having her burying herself in the ground!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“The sun is about to rise. I’m going home to sleep now, I won’t accompany you any longer.” Chen Zhen waved his hands at her. “See you tomorrow, death-by-sickness ghostly little missy.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“… Wait a minute~” First settle problem of my residence first. What happened to the promised love between neighbours? Did it all amount to a shovel?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Chen Zhen however did not turn back, and simply floated back to his own courtyard. Then, he took out a white cloth, tied it to a tree in his courtyard with a dead knot, and after that…lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;He hanged himself!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao: “…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Was this… the correct sleeping posture for a death-by-hanging ghost?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;What should she do? She suddenly felt that digging a hole and sleeping in it was more normal than that.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao silently picked up the shovel.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Currently, she was just a normal ghost. Even if her mind was filled with cultivation techniques, she was unable to wield them. She had no choice but to shovel out the earth one at a time. The sky was beginning to brighten up. The surroundings which was still a little dark earlier, could now be clearly seen.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Houses were scattered all around. Compared to the city she entered earlier, this place was much quieter. It was most probably because the rest of the ghosts were sleeping, as her surroundings were very silent.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao was curious as to where the sudden source of light came from. Raising her head to take a look, what was hanging in the sky was not sun, but layers of aurora-like lights, and they were constantly dancing in the sky like fluttering ribbons.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;She reached out her hand to feel the air for a moment, yet she was unable to sense the last bit of warmth. The lights were just bright, but not sources of heat.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao dug for a total of two hours, before she was able to shovel out an adult-size hole.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Strangely, she was not the least bit tired. She was basically not feeling any fatigue from doing a high-intensive activity. Thus, she decided to finish everything in one go, and put in even more effort into her shovelling. As though she was creating an underground cave, she dug herself a basement. Then on, she added a bed, tables and other household items made with soil. When she was done, an entire day had already passed, and the sky had begun to turn dark.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao then floated to her bed and laid down. Initially, she had thought that she wouldn’t feel any fatigue, but a sense of tiredness then assaulted her, and she immediately fell asleep.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;This type of sleep was different from a regular sleep as well. She still held onto her consciousness, but was unable to feel anything in her surroundings. It felt as though her entire body was floating in water, experiencing an unbelievably gentle sensation. In her surroundings, there seemed to be white string-like substances floating about, looking a little similar to those auroras she saw in the daytime, however these were even thinner than the auroras. She subconsciously wanted to grab them, but they disappeared in the end.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Suddenly, she felt as though someone was nudging her. When she opened her eyes, she saw Chen Zhen’s eager expression, and he said. “Huo Yuanjia, the sky has turned dark. Let’s go out and scare some people!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Chen Zhen: A character in the Chinese movie ‘Fist of Fury’, and a student of martial artist Huo Yuanjia. After realizing that Huo Yuanjia was poisoned to death by his Japanese rivals, Chen Zhen departed on a journey of vengeance for his master, and to restore his legacy.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;
Chapter 1: A Peasant Woman, a River, and a Little Field
Chapter 2: The Deities’ Disciple Selection
Chapter 3: Curiosity Kills the Cat
Chapter 4: Entering the Mountain Sect
Chapter 5: Bro, Who Are You?
Chapter 6: Admitting into the Jade Forest
Chapter 7: Don’t Look for Trouble, and Trouble will not Come
Chapter 8: Jade Forest Mountain Peak
Chapter 9: Gold Nest, Silver Nest, Dog’s Nest
Chapter 10: Meeting the Little Turnip Again
Chapter 11: Master’s New Skill
Chapter 12: Network Delaying Auntie
Chapter 13: Master has Good Skills
Chapter 14: The Sect Master’s Headache
Chapter 15: Reunion with Little Wang
Chapter 16: Emergency
Chapter 17: The Damn Fatty that Fell from the Sky
Chapter 18: The Three Collapsed Views
Chapter 19: Chinese Good Girl Friend
Chapter 20: Master’s Telling You to Come Back Home for Dinner
Chapter 21: The Unfortunate Person that Bumped into a Bird
Chapter 22: The Storm at Jade Forest Mountain
Chapter 23: Great Diarrhea Art
Chapter 24: A Practitioner Who Cannot Fly
Chapter 25: Who Doesn’t Know How to Bully?
Chapter 26: Little Wimp’s Third Senior-Martial Brother
Chapter 27: Someone Else’s Counter-Attack Drama
Chapter 28: Wang Xuzhi VS Xiao Yi
Chapter 29: He isn’t even Willing to Give me a Hundred Dollars
Chapter 30: Men Should be Strong and Muscular
Chapter 31: The Common Nauseating Act
Chapter 32: Good Things Come in Pairs
Chapter 33: Talented Acting School
Chapter 34: A Pig-like Party Member
Chapter 35: Human Trafficker
Chapter 36: A Baby Treats Food as Heaven
Chapter 37: The Rubbed-Off Principles
Chapter 38: Regarding the Bringing Up of a Disciple
Chapter 39: Trust Between Master and Disciple
Chapter 40: Prehistoric Monster Infant
Chapter 41: Not Playing Around with Disciple Leads to Death
Chapter 42: Activating Make-Up Story Mode
Chapter 43: Undoing the Knot in One’s Heart
Chapter 44: The Protagonist’s Cheat is Tricking You
Chapter 45: The So-Called Invincibility Mode
Chapter 46: The Promised Protagonist’s Cheat
Chapter 47: The Round Azoth Core
Chapter 48: Cultivation Requires Entrance Examinations
Chapter 49: Setting Off to Tasyoluk
Chapter 50: Outsiders Watching the Commotion
Chapter 51: What Grass is That?
Chapter 52: Treasure Protecting Demonic Beast
Chapter 53: Piggish Party Member Strikes Again
Chapter 54: The Chrysanthemum After the Demonic Beast Conclusion
Chapter 55: Compact, Practical, Suitable and Portable
Chapter 56: When Heading Out, Bringing Along Your Master is a Must
Chapter 57: Experiencing The First Marriage Proposal
Chapter 58: Sesame Opened a Door
Chapter 59: The Shameless Deity
Chapter 60: Master Will Wait For You At Jade Forest Mountain
Chapter 61: Zhu Yao Version 3.0
Chapter 62: Identity Verification
Chapter 63: Making a Fool out of a Beast Without Discussion
Chapter 64: The Stuck Cultivation
Chapter 65: Nascent Soul Formation Period
Chapter 66: Admitting into Ancient Hill Sect Once Again
Chapter 67: Promotion Ceremony
Chapter 68: Cat Fight When There’s Nothing to Do
Chapter 69: Little Rescue Squad
Chapter 70: The Queen Regnant
Chapter 71: Could not be Described
Chapter 72: Three Heads, Four Heads, are Better than One
Chapter 73: Hehe, Ancient Secret Technique
Chapter 74: I Accidentally Fooled You
Chapter 75: Optic Fiber-like Cultivation
Chapter 76: Crowd of Completely Unaware Onlookers
Chapter 77: Don’t Worry, Leave it to Me
Chapter 78: Hu Hansan has Returned
Chapter 79: The Sect Master’s Thoughts
Chapter 80: Big Sis, Don’t Scare Me
Chapter 81: I Actually Like Men
Chapter 82: Disciple, Come, Let’s do an Experiment
Chapter 83: Male BUG, Female BUG
Chapter 84: Xiao Yi’s Godly Logic
Chapter 85: A Small Universal Outbreak
Chapter 86: The First Cannon Fodder
Chapter 87: Hello, Zhu Yao 4.0 Has Logged In
Chapter 88: Where Did this Little Junior-Martial Sister Come From?
Chapter 89: Umm, a Forceful Tyrant
Chapter 90: Master is Leaving
Chapter 91: Don’t Die Anymore
Chapter 92: Pure Yin Physique
Chapter 93: Jade Forest’s Naming Tradition
Chapter 94: The Late Precognitive Dream
Chapter 95: Meeting Cannot be Compared to Yearning
Chapter 96: Invincible Water Spirit Vein
Chapter 97: Heading Out to Grab a Male Partner
Chapter 98: The Male Partner’s Schemes
Chapter 99: Coming Straight Back after Picking Up the Male Partner
Chapter 100: Tragedy of the Destroyed Sect
Chapter 101: Which Sect has the Best Cultivation Techniques?
Chapter 102: Theory of Cultivation Coordination
Chapter 103: A Single Woman in a Doubles
Chapter 104: Little Radish is Transforming
Chapter 105: A BUG Can Call for a Transfer
Chapter 106: This World Where We Have to Look at Faces
Chapter 107: The Strange Shadow
Chapter 108: The Twins within the Ice
Chapter 109: Strange Little Radish
Chapter 110: A Beast Responds with a Single Call
Chapter 111: Lord, What a Fateful Coincidence
Chapter 112: A Money-Making Expert Beast
Chapter 113: World Singularity Record
Chapter 114: Changing Maps to Fight Mobs
Chapter 115: The Great Escape
Chapter 116: Hello, Master
Chapter 117: Goodbye, Master
Chapter 118: Uncontrollable Scenarios
Chapter 119: Why Are You Scolding People?
Chapter 120: Wu Song Cancelling his Engagement
Chapter 121: There’s No Engagement
Chapter 122: I’m Going into Isolation Now
Chapter 123: Azureflight’s Price
Chapter 124: Jade Forest Refiners are Good
Chapter 125: Grasping the Trick Sure Feels Good
Chapter 126: Numerous Sects Coming Together to Bully
Chapter 127: Mu Meiyan’s Challenge
Chapter 128: If I Were to Call You ‘BUG’, Will You Respond?
Chapter 129: The Sharpest Weapon in the World
Chapter 130: What does That have to do with Me?
Chapter 131: The Divine Residence Above the Sea
Chapter 132: A Retarded Final Battle
Chapter 133: The So-Called ‘Deity’
Chapter 134: Your Sister’s a Devil
Chapter 135: Everyone’s Beloved 5.0
Chapter 136: Ill Intentions
Chapter 137: Truth Exposed
Chapter 138: Mushroom Special Ops
Chapter 139: Do I have to be this Unlucky?
Chapter 140: I’m a Leg Supporting Expert
Chapter 141: Master’s IQ has Logged Off
Chapter 142: Great Great Grand Master
Chapter 143: Guest of Lightning Divine Hall
Chapter 144: Stagnating Cultivation
Chapter 145: Tower Sports Meet
Chapter 146: Everyone’s Beloved Truth
Chapter 147: Release that Lady
Chapter 148: The Worst Inhuman Abuse
Chapter 149: Unfortunate Female Deity
Chapter 150: Bi-Gender Type Character
Chapter 151: Heading Towards Advent Cloud Hall
Chapter 152: Reunion of Old Friends
Chapter 153: Who Bit My Buttocks?
Chapter 154: Three Two Hundred Fifties
Chapter 155: Entering Advent Cloud Hall
Chapter 156: Being Chased Everywhere in Life
Chapter 157: Geez, if you’re Ugly, Don’t Seek Revenge
Chapter 158: Recognizes Blood, but not the Owner’s
Chapter 159: Master is Released
Chapter 160: Sudden Change
Chapter 161: Disciple’s Dead Again
Chapter 162: Late-coming Scenario Benefit
Chapter 163: Version 6.0 That Comes with it’s own Scenario
Chapter 164: Please Let Me Appear on Stage
Chapter 165: Can’t We Just Have a Nice Talk?
Chapter 166: The Jokester Sent by the Heavens
Chapter 167: Master has Menopause too
Chapter 168: I’m an Egg
Chapter 169: A Bowl of Egg Drop Soup
Chapter 170: Chicken Egg, Duck Egg, Century Egg
Chapter 171: Introduction Cutscene
Chapter 172: Disciple, Let’s _____
Chapter 173: Please Restrain Yourself from Displaying Your Stupidity
Chapter 174: Spatial Mahjong Competition
Chapter 175: The Trash Retreats
Chapter 176: Towards Cloudhold City
Chapter 177: Mushroom Rescue Operation
Chapter 178: The Minion Who Ascended into the Higher Realm
Chapter 179: Come Back Immediately After You Die
Chapter 180: Forced Disconnection Handyman
Chapter 181: Birds Seem to Like Bringing me Back to their Nests
Chapter 182: Time Adjustment Device
Chapter 183: Far Ancient Highgod
Chapter 184: The First Art of Disciple Trolling
Chapter 185: Second Art of Disciple Trolling
Chapter 186: There’s Always That One Idiot Who Wants to Eat You
Chapter 187: The Gradually Rising Bug
Chapter 188: Seal Released
Chapter 189: Godly Energy Online Recharging Service
Chapter 190: Approaching Irregularity
Chapter 191: The Final Godbeast
Chapter 192: This World is Doomed
Chapter 193: Version Rollback
Chapter 194: Yue Ying, Let Us Have a Chat
Chapter 195: The Unexpected Truth
Chapter 196: Permitted to Bring Family Members Along
Chapter 197: Flunked
Chapter 198: He Hasn’t Bathed for Five Years
Chapter 199: Master, You’re so Cute
Chapter 200: The Punctually Sent Scenario
Chapter 201: Dug a Hole
Chapter 202: Don’t Talk to Me
Chapter 203: Catching a Beast
Chapter 204: That Familiar Beast
Chapter 205: That Beast with Strange Brain Circuits
Chapter 206: Seeing the Old Beast Again
Chapter 207: Sidequest Item
Chapter 208: I Recovered My Cultivation
Chapter 209: A Beast Fell
Chapter 210: I Want to Bite Him!
Chapter 211: World Favourable Impression
Chapter 212: The Entire World is Begging for Hugs
Chapter 213: I Want to Bear Monkeys For You
Chapter 214: War Between Humans and Beasts
Chapter 215: May I Ask Who’s Soon?
Chapter 216: Divine My Ass!
Chapter 217: Mary Sue’s Gary Stu
Chapter 218: Don’t Force My Hand
Chapter 219: Saving the World in Another Way
Chapter 220: Long Live My Empress
Chapter 221: Sect Mascot
Chapter 222: Please, Be Prideful and Cold Like Before
Chapter 223: Prelude to War
Chapter 224: Fried an Egg
Chapter 225: Sealing the Devil
Chapter 226 Single Dragon Can’t Be Hurt
Chapter 227: Piggish Party Member Achievement Unlocked
Chapter 228: Reincarnate Into – The Hell?
Chapter 229: Regular Citizen of the Underworld
Chapter 230: ‘Scare People Ten Times’ Achievement Unlocked
Chapter 231: The Great King Brought Me to Patrol the Mountains
Chapter 232: All of You Have Been Surrounded
Chapter 233: Bugs Everywhere on the Ground
Chapter 234: It’s Time to Dine
Chapter 235: Irreparable Bug
Chapter 236: Friendship that Transcends the Barrier of Species
Chapter 237: Beast With Pitifully Low Intelligence
Chapter 238: Warrior, You’re Pregnant!
Chapter 239: Sleeping Beauty Who Cannot Be Awakened with a Kiss
Chapter 240: Land at the End of the Horizon is This Way
Chapter 241: You Shameless Human
Chapter 242: River of Forgetfulness is Too Deep, Throw Some Sand
Chapter 243: Scenario Mode, On
Chapter 244: Starting the Extended Instance Dungeon
Chapter 245: Adjusted Timeline
Chapter 246: Sword Seeking Convention
Chapter 247: Story of Chicks
Chapter 248: First Mystic Artifact
Chapter 249: There’s a Fraud Shop
Chapter 250: The Girl’s Revival
Chapter 251: Old Man, Don’t Be Too Depressed
Chapter 252: We Can Always Run if We Can’t Win
Chapter 253: You Fancy Him?
Chapter 254: Don’t Fancy Him!
Chapter 255: Onwards to Fall Spirit Peak
Chapter 256: Got Tricked
Chapter 257: Familiar Ancient Ruin
Chapter 258: How About Becoming My Master?
Chapter 259: History Can’t be Altered
Chapter 260: Can I Get an Advance on My Rewards?
Chapter 261: The Problem Child Who Suddenly Freaked Out
Chapter 262: Fortune to the Empress
Chapter 263: There’s a Strange Person Outside the Door
Chapter 264: Master, Promise Me, Alright?
Chapter 265: Common Enemy of Little Animals
Chapter 266: Passive Pet Dispersing Buff
Chapter 267: Turning into a Sieve
Chapter 268: Release My Master
Chapter 269: Plane Movement Permit
Chapter 270: Grandma, Listen to Me
Chapter 271: All Children are Unbearable
Chapter 272: Subduing the Little Tyrant
Chapter 273: Surging Cultivation
Chapter 274: Wife, It’s Me!
Chapter 275: Do You Want to Hitch a Ride?
Chapter 276: I Will Eat You~!
Chapter 277: He Must Have Been Really Rich
Chapter 278: I Will Never Forgive That Person
Chapter 279: Please Study Well
Chapter 280: My Childhood is so Miserable
Chapter 281: Starting the Main Protagonist Dungeon Raid
Chapter 282: Catch That Beast!
Chapter 283: Top Excellent Youths
Chapter 284: Good Enlightenment Helper
Chapter 285: Where’s the Trust Between Humans and Peas?
Chapter 286: Green Doraemon
Chapter 287: The Pea is About to Give Boons
Chapter 288: Cultivation Straight A’s Student
Chapter 289: Peapea, Beastie and Master
Chapter 290: I Have to Personally Beat This Person Up Myself
Chapter 291: Kill a Mob Right Before Disconnection
Chapter 292: Just Throw Away the Opportunity for Reincarnation
Chapter 293: Glamorous Reformed Body
Chapter 294: Someone Else’s Love Triangle
Chapter 295: You’re a Good Person
Chapter 296: Radish Sweeping Movement
Chapter 297: The Little Tyrant’s Aptitude
Chapter 298: Return to its Former Owner
Chapter 299: Little Tyrant, You Must Become a Good Person
Chapter 300: I Feel Like My IQ Will Fall
Chapter 301: Please Give a Proper Croak
Chapter 302: A Radish in a Single Hole
Chapter 303: Even in Death, I Must be Beautiful
Chapter 304: Picking Up Beasts Everyday
Chapter 305: Towards Wandering City
Chapter 306: Practitioners’ Great Tournament Reality TV
Chapter 307: Rising New Star
Chapter 308: Hua Lin, Don’t Cry
Chapter 309: Run, Little Tyrant
Chapter 310: Hua Lin Sent a Friend Verification Notification
Chapter 311: Can the Gift be Converted to Cash?
Chapter 312: Suicide Attack
Chapter 313: Protect the Dandelions
Chapter 314: Victims’ Delusional Stone
Chapter 315: You Should Have a Heart Demon Inside You
Chapter 316: Heart Demon Immunity Skill
Chapter 317: Removing the Bug of Righteousness
Chapter 318: Come One Come All, Let’s Conduct a Meeting
Chapter 319: Truth Behind the Sect Massacre
Chapter 320: Villains Should Not Talk So Much Crap
Chapter 321: Don’t Want to be a Good Girl (Actual)
Chapter 322: Packing Up and Heading Home
Chapter 323: Forced Disconnection
Chapter 324: All-round Technical Support
Chapter 325: High-Level Scenario
Chapter 326: The Magical Brush
Chapter 327: A Clown That Could Topple Countries
Chapter 328: Female Lead’s Night Assault
Chapter 329: Spewing All Over Your Face
Chapter 330: I Can Read
Chapter 331: Contracting the Spirit Guiding Beast
Chapter 332: Five Words Floated in the Air
Chapter 333: Cheat has Disconnected
Chapter 334: Let Me Conduct Some Research
Chapter 335: Open (the Path) Sesame
Chapter 336: All Roads Lead to the Female Lead
Chapter 337: The Young Man Still Has Two Other Faces
Chapter 338: Avatar Download Complete
Chapter 339: A Godly Development Suddenly Unfolds
Chapter 340: It’s Time to Disconnect
Chapter 341: Become One with the Darkness, Single Puppy
Chapter 342: Awakening Notice
Chapter 343: Curse of the FFF Inquisition
Chapter 344: Stupider Than an Idiot
Chapter 345: Barrierless Two-Way Switch
Chapter 346: I Dare You to Try Being Impudent
Chapter 347: Heaven or Hell, Look for My Disciple I Shall
Chapter 348: The Hell is a Female Sword?
Chapter 349: Let Me Quietly Get Zapped
Chapter 350: I Have Just Hit Menopause, I Want Some Peace and Quiet
Chapter 351: Floor Master’s Dignity Recovery Plan
Chapter 352: The Promised Blissful Life
Chapter 353: The Worries of Beasties
Chapter 354: Sesame is Trash
Chapter 355: Realm Escaping Godly Artifact
Chapter 356: Go and Seek Abuse, Young Man!
Chapter 357: Let’s Chat About Life
Chapter 358: How to Abandon Delusion Treatment
Chapter 359: Your Sister’s a Life Artifact
Chapter 360: Let’s Clear the Tower Together, Young Maiden
Chapter 361: The Biology Teacher Left Early
Chapter 362: Look At My Pure and Clear Eyes
Chapter 363: Don’t Be Abstract, Be Realistic
Chapter 364: Demonic Beast Raid Guide
Chapter 365: Exorcism Squad
Chapter 366: Poke the Demonic Beast For Show
Chapter 367: The Three Levels of Bastard Aura
Chapter 368: Meeting Another Mary Sue
Chapter 369: Please Call Me Lei Feng
Chapter 370: It’s Definitely Not That Easy
Chapter 371: Two-Person Instance
Chapter 372: National Big Giveaway
Chapter 373: Evolved Heart Demon Tribulation
Chapter 374: Please Speak Politely
Chapter 375: This Sure is Fate
Chapter 376: Don’t Pull Aggro Off Tanks
Chapter 377: The Truth Behind the Final Floor
Chapter 378: The Fate of the Scheming Mary Sue
Chapter 379: Realizing an Incredible Secret
Chapter 380: I Want to Eat Your Brains
Chapter 381: Second Battle – Cob Cannon
Chapter 382: The Sunflower Welcoming Group
Chapter 383: Friendly Visit to the Sunflower Country
Chapter 384: Undefeatable Enemy
Chapter 385: Ascend to Godhood, or Fall into Devilhood?
Chapter 386: Lightning Divine Tower Ceases to Exist
Chapter 387: Become a CEO
Chapter 388: Realmspirit’s Plans
Chapter 389: A Very Mysterious Plane Management Office
Chapter 390: The Manager of Guoguo’s Home
Chapter 391: Realmspirit’s Return
Chapter 392: Divine Realm Management Plan
Chapter 393: The Final Finale
Afterword