Chapter 326: The Magical Brush
lt;pgt;Chapter 326: The Magical Brushlt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao finally understood what the more dire situation was. It was not her prone-to-death physique, nor was her avatar which was actually another person’s body, and nor was it turning into cannon fodder. It was actually… the fact that more than half of the scenario had already been gone through, and the cannon fodder was about to lose her life!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;She looked at the scenario again, and then only found this out after carefully piecing the timeline together. Momma’s egg! The scenario has already begun playing, and the female lead Fan Zhishan’s harem had already been officially established since ages ago. That Hall Master Cao of Spirit Heaven Palace was beginning to get rid of this cannon fodder called Ling Tian.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Those formations and traps outside her house back then were all placed by them.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;She finally understood why she would wake up on the ceiling supporting frame. The girl hid up there because she was afraid!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Then what’s the point of passing this scenario to her!? She had lost the initiative completely, alright? When she thought about how the girl Ling Yian was just a fodder with Foundation cultivation level, she suddenly felt her organs were aching with pain.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Since Realmspirit was able to reverse five minutes of her time, why didn’t he return her back to fifty years ago at one go!?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Wait a minute! If she were discovered by others when she left her closed-door training site earlier, wouldn’t that mean…lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The hell!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao immediately woke up from her inner view, and then released her divine sense with all her might to investigate the area. As expected, there were presences of practitioners nearby, and she were unable to discern their cultivation levels. Most likely, their power towered over hers, and from the direction they were heading, they were clearly coming straight towards her.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;It was already too late for her to run now. What should she do? Was dying once more the only option left? The hell, what happened to the promised all-round technical support?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Ling Tian girly, other than this projector, did Realmspirit give you anything else?” Zhu Yao calmed down, and then she sent a voice transmission to the former owner girl within her body.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Realmspirit said that this was everything you need.” The girl replied, and she had even kindly brought the ball out of the body, making it appear in Zhu Yao’s hands.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“What’s the use of a ball!?” -faints-lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Wait a minute!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;It wasn’t that simple.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Realmspirit said that he would provide all-round technical support. She didn’t believe that a five minutes time reversal skill and a projector were all he had prepared. With that trolling mind of his, he definitely still had something up his sleeves.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao carefully inspected the ball in her hands. Could this projector possess several features as well? For example, turning into a mass murdering machine or something similar. After willing it, that ball actually began to light up. Unlike the projection earlier, it actually emitted a green light like a fluorescent ball this time, and it’s shape began to change right after.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;This is actually electrocardiographic!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao grew a little agitated, and she began to be more cautious while holding onto the ball. She silently hoped for the weapon that was about to appear to be easy to wield, and it would be even better if it was a peerless godly artifact. Oh right, it must not have any level restrictions either. A safe-to-use, ultimate universe-class slaughtering weapon fit for all ages and gender. Only a weapon like that could enable her to retreat safe and sound.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The light grew brighter, and the ball began to stretch out as its shape constantly changed. With a final sizzling sound, it seemed to have completed its transformation, revealing a snow-white cube. On it, there was a neatly written word – Vinegar!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao: “…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Why vinegar!? Do you think we’re in an anime!? This old lady here is encountering a pursuer, not SARS! What’s the use of vinegar here!? No wait, vinegar is useless against SARS too, alright!?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Realmspirit, your sister! Why don’t you just give me a brush, so I can just write us off as dead!?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The vinegar cube that that had been splattered all over the ground flashed with a green light… and turned into a brush!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Give me a moment to think of where I should begin retorting in order to make it sound classier.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Realmspirit definitely wasn’t sincere about wanting to save this world, definitely!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Eh? Saintess, there’s wordings on the brush.” Ling Tian girly’s voice suddenly resounded.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao picked up the brush. With one glance, it could seen how cheaply made it was. It was covered in dark spots, and the tip of this brown brush was not even sharp to begin with. On its shaft, two words were printed on it in Times New Roman font – Magical Brush!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Hoho, and I’m Ma Liang!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Saintess, they’re here.” The girl once again called out.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao gritted her teeth. Whatever, let’s do this! Using the dew on the leaves from the tree next to her, she wrote two words on her body – Passerby A!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;In the next moment, five Azoth disciples suddenly appeared in the sky above her. Dressed in blue and white uniforms, they looked at her with arrogant faces.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Who are you?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Hi!” Zhu Yao tremblingly raised her hand. “Hello, I’m Ma Liang!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Why did you trespass into our Spirit Heaven Palace’s Misty Forest?” The disciple asked again.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Uh… I’m lost.” Do you believe me?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Lost?” The disciple frowned. “To actually be lost in a place like this. As expected, wandering practitioners sure are stupid.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The hell, he actually believed it! Is your surname Stupid?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;That disciple seemed to be extremely impatient. Just as he was about to repulse her, he was stopped by the other disciple next to him. “Senior-martial brother, why the need to waste so much of your breath on a wandering practitioner? Looking at him, he most likely wishes to come under our Spirit Heaven Palace. No need to care about him any further, we have to find Sect… that demonic woman, that is our main priority.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Only then did that disciple calm down a little. He glanced at Zhu Yao below and said. “Hey, the one surnamed Ma!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Yes!” Surnamed Stupid, is there something you want from me?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Did you see a Foundation female practitioner pass by here? She dresses… in a white robe with a green top.” He asked.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao tugged her own white robe with green top a little uneasily, and wildly shook her head. “Nope! Definitely not!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The disciple frowned, whispering. “Strange, she shouldn’t have run far, why haven’t we found her yet?” He once again looked at Zhu Yao with a scornful glance, and coldly said. “Spirit Heaven Palace does not welcome outsiders, you can leave by heading east. Hurry and leave, otherwise, I won’t be courteous again the next time we meet.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;After that, he spoke with the other martial brothers, before leaving in a mighty manner.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Thank you!” Zhu Yao waved her hands at the crowd. “Have a safe trip…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Only when she no longer saw their figures did she pull out the first rank mystic artifact she just refined. With trembling hands and legs, she crawled on top of it and flew wildly to the east. In a few moments, she had already exited the forest.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Phew~ That was close!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao pulled out that cheap and dirty brush. She never expected that it was actually an actual godly artifact! She wrote ‘Passerby A’ on her own body, and those people actually treated her as a passerby! It was as if the possibility of her being Ling Tian had been automatically removed from their brains. Realmspirit was finally reliable for once!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Saintess, we managed to flee. That’s wonderful! You’re so incredible!” Ling Tian girly excitedly said. “With this item, we no longer have to be worried about being discovered.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“That might not be the case!” Zhu Yao glanced at the three words that were about to dry on her body. She added a little more water to the brush and then patched it up again. If her guess was right, the effects of this brush should be similar to Word Enchantment which Qu Qu had mentioned before. However, the scope of the Word Enchantment brought about by this brush was a little broader. “Those few people earlier are just at the Azoth cultivation level, I can’t guarantee that people with higher cultivation levels will be fooled by this.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Ling Tian girly was silent for a moment, before gently speaking up. “At the very least, Saintess and I are safe right now.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Why are you calling me Saintess?” Zhu Yao had wanted to ask her this for a long while, though she did not manage to find the opportunity earlier.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“You came here especially to save me, so naturally you’re a Saintess.” The girl happily said.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Just call me by my name. I’m Zhu Yao.” When called a Saintess, Zhu Yao automatically thought of its nearest synonym – virgin!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Alright, Saintess! Then where are we going now, Saintess? Do you have any other plans, Saintess?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;————————————————lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao felt that the final goal of this mission was to protect Ling Tian girly and prevent her from dying. As long as the girly’s alive, this world would not collapse, and there would not be many similar incidents happening after that. However, looking at the present situation, this goal was difficult to accomplish.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Firstly, that Hall Master Cao of Spirit Heaven Palace would not let her go, otherwise, he wouldn’t have sent such a large number of disciples to capture her. Clearly, he had already torn down his entire face for this.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Speaking of which, Zhu Yao could not help but look down at the girly a little for her management skills. She was being abused by her subordinates, yet she did not have the strength to fight back. It sure was saddening to see how bad she was at her job as a Sect Master. Zhu Yao wished that she could get Zi Mo, who had abundant experience as a Sect Master, to give her some lessons on how to become an incredible leader.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Furthermore, looking at the scenario, the female lead Fan Zhishan became the new Sect Master of Spirit Heaven Palace, so how could she possibly let former owner girly off? With the vast number of men on her side, and every single one of them was an elite with huge forces backing them, a Foundation fodder who had just came online was basically the chopping block. She basically had no strength to retaliate at all.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;So, the most important thing to do right now was to power up. Only the strongest fist could beat sense into others.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao was filled with confidence. To her, cultivation was just a matter of time. However, when she tried drawing in spiritual energy into her body, she realized she was simply too naive.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;She could not draw in spiritual energy!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Earlier, she clearly could control the spiritual energy inside her at will and use arts, but when she tried guiding spiritual energy into her body, there was not a single reaction coming from the spiritual energy in the surroundings!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“What’s going on?” This was illogical.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Saintess, that’s because… this is my body.” The girl’s voice weakly resounded. “Though you can control it at will, but… my soul is still present. You are unable to help me raise my cultivation.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao’s face darkened. “In other words, it will only work if you cultivation on your own.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Mn.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Then, how long have you cultivated for?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Fi…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Five years?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Fi…fty years!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The hell, she wanted to cuss out at her mom. This speed was simply too slow.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Saintess…” Ling Tian suggested a little guiltily. “Why don’t… we seek help from Grandhall Sect? Grandhall Sect and Spirit Heaven Palace has always been on good terms, furthermore, Reverend Fa Yu and I are old acquaintances. If I inform him of the matter concerning Hall Master Cao’s betrayal, he will definitely exact justice for me.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Are you certain?” Why did Zhu Yao feel that this was a little unreliable? “You must think this through. That one surnamed Cao and the female lead from Sleipoup Sect… that Fan Zhishan, they are already hooked up together. Will Grandhall Sect really go against Sleipoup Sect for your sake?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Ling Tian grew a little hesitant after hearing that. “If this doesn’t work either… We will have no choice but to go to Itshavenwill Secret Realm. I heard from rumours that there’s an ancient technique there that can instantly raise someone’s cultivation to that of a Demigod, though it is surrounded by danger. Even its borders are being guarded by tenth rank mutated beasts, I’m afraid…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Let us talk about seeking help from Grandhall Sect then.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;————————————lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;In the end, Zhu Yao decided to head over to Grandhall Sect. From what she heard from the girl, the relationship between Grandhall Sect and Spirit Heaven Palace is indeed far from shallow.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The Spirit Heaven Palace in the early ages was the strongest deity sect in this world. Because of the reincarnation of the Heaven’s Pillar, every generation of Sect Masters was someone with extraordinary aptitudes, and all of them were called Ling Tian. However, the Heaven’s Pillar was a patch for this world in the first place. Following the subsequent reincarnations, the patch upload was beginning to near its completion. Thus, the aptitude of the reincarnated Sect Masters began to worsen, with every subsequent generation growing weaker than before. The Ling Tian girly now was the final one, which was akin to the patch upload from the previous Sect Masters totaling to ninety-nine percent, while Ling Tian girly was that final one percent.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Thus, Spirit Heaven Palace no longer enjoyed its former glory. Furthermore, compared to other sects where power was revered, Spirit Heaven Palace neither chose their Sect Masters through popular vote nor through judging of one’s strength. Instead, at the moment of each Sect Master’s lifespan was about to be depleted, they would first prophecise where and when the next Sect Master would appear, and have the sect disciples look for him or her. Thus, Ling Tian girly was already a Sect Master at the moment of her birth.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Of course, in the cultivation world, no matter how great someone’s status was, it was all but a false image without absolute strength. The past Spirit Heaven Sect Masters were revered in altars by the masses, and this could be understood due to their incredible aptitude and future impressive cultivation levels. This was why the masses accepted Spirit Heaven Palace’s method of passing down leadership back then. Not to mention, it faintly added some flavour akin to legends. However, as the quality of the Sect Masters continued to dip in a straight line, this method naturally began to garner suspicion from the rest. This was especially so for people with actual strength, and division was something that was bound to happen.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Grandhall Sect was once one of Spirit Heaven Palace’s branches. Later on, it slowly grew larger and stronger, gaining independence. However, it still had a subtle relationship with Spirit Heaven Palace. The Reverend Fa Yu that the girl spoke of was presently the Sect Master of Grandhall Sect. From what Zhu Yao heard from the girl, he was also her childhood friend, though it had been a long time since she they last met. However, they seemed to be the type with a tight relationship.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;When the girl spoke of this, even her tone had become rather spirited, carrying a flavour of pride that even she didn’t realize herself.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao frowned. That unreliable feeling grew heavier. Speaking from her experience, childhood friends would all die and all that would be left were memories of them.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Thus, when they finally managed to infiltrate into Grandhall Sect and saw that man conversing happily with the female lead Fan Zhishan in the hall, Zhu Yao did not feel shocked in the least at all.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Then I will entrust this task to Sect Master Fa Yu.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Little sister Fan is too courteous, this one naturally believes little sister. To tell you the truth, I had long seen through that demonic woman Ling Tian. She’s dangerous and sly, possessing a deep scheming heart. She has been acting for these few years. This one has never understood how such a person is worthy of becoming the Sect Master of Spirit Heaven Palace. I have to thank little sister Fan for the reminder, as thanks to you, I was able to receive an enlightenment.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Big brother Fan Yu, you’re too courteous! I just find it unbearable to see the masses being lied to, so I came here especially to inform you. I was born at the same time as her, so it is understandable that the entrusted Elder that came to pick me up took someone else by mistake. Big sister Ling Tian can’t be blamed for this… I had been wandering outside for many years, and I finally… I have never resented big sister Ling Tian.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Haah! You’re just too kind-hearted. You’re actually still speaking on her behalf. If not because she deliberately concealed this fact, why would I only find this out now? You’re the true Sect Master of Spirit Heaven Palace. If not because you incidentally awakened the Spirit Guiding Beast, no one would have been able to expose that fake. Don’t worry. Everyone knows about that poisonous woman now. My Grandhall Sect will also use all available resources to aid you in capturing her.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Big brother Fa Yu…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Little sister Fan…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The corner of Zhu Yao’s lips twitched. It was as if she could hear an in-game announcement:lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Congratulations, Female Lead has received Number Nth Male Lead x1lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Harem Members +1. Current Total: **lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The life of a R-18 female lead sure was blinding to the eyes!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;It seemed like this help-seeking route was a dead end. Just as Zhu Yao was about to retreat, she felt a chill on her cheeks, as water began to flow out of her eyes. The water droplets dripped straight onto the ‘transparent’ word written on her chest, instantly smudging the stains. “The hell, Ling Tian girly, don’t cry!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Who is it!?” A loud roar sounded from the hall.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;We’re doomed!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;1. The name Ling Tian is actually the same as the sect (Spirit Heaven Palace) itself.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;2. Ma Liang is actually the main character in an old stop-motion film named ‘Ma Liang and his Magic Brush’. Basically, whatever he draws with the magic brush, it would come to life.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;3. During the SARS outbreak in 2003, many people in China believed that vinegar fumes were able to disinfect the virus. The price of vinegar surged due to panic buying, going up to about 200 to 300 yuan per 200g bottle, when it’s usually about 6 yuan (USD$1) for one.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;
Chapter 1: A Peasant Woman, a River, and a Little Field
Chapter 2: The Deities’ Disciple Selection
Chapter 3: Curiosity Kills the Cat
Chapter 4: Entering the Mountain Sect
Chapter 5: Bro, Who Are You?
Chapter 6: Admitting into the Jade Forest
Chapter 7: Don’t Look for Trouble, and Trouble will not Come
Chapter 8: Jade Forest Mountain Peak
Chapter 9: Gold Nest, Silver Nest, Dog’s Nest
Chapter 10: Meeting the Little Turnip Again
Chapter 11: Master’s New Skill
Chapter 12: Network Delaying Auntie
Chapter 13: Master has Good Skills
Chapter 14: The Sect Master’s Headache
Chapter 15: Reunion with Little Wang
Chapter 16: Emergency
Chapter 17: The Damn Fatty that Fell from the Sky
Chapter 18: The Three Collapsed Views
Chapter 19: Chinese Good Girl Friend
Chapter 20: Master’s Telling You to Come Back Home for Dinner
Chapter 21: The Unfortunate Person that Bumped into a Bird
Chapter 22: The Storm at Jade Forest Mountain
Chapter 23: Great Diarrhea Art
Chapter 24: A Practitioner Who Cannot Fly
Chapter 25: Who Doesn’t Know How to Bully?
Chapter 26: Little Wimp’s Third Senior-Martial Brother
Chapter 27: Someone Else’s Counter-Attack Drama
Chapter 28: Wang Xuzhi VS Xiao Yi
Chapter 29: He isn’t even Willing to Give me a Hundred Dollars
Chapter 30: Men Should be Strong and Muscular
Chapter 31: The Common Nauseating Act
Chapter 32: Good Things Come in Pairs
Chapter 33: Talented Acting School
Chapter 34: A Pig-like Party Member
Chapter 35: Human Trafficker
Chapter 36: A Baby Treats Food as Heaven
Chapter 37: The Rubbed-Off Principles
Chapter 38: Regarding the Bringing Up of a Disciple
Chapter 39: Trust Between Master and Disciple
Chapter 40: Prehistoric Monster Infant
Chapter 41: Not Playing Around with Disciple Leads to Death
Chapter 42: Activating Make-Up Story Mode
Chapter 43: Undoing the Knot in One’s Heart
Chapter 44: The Protagonist’s Cheat is Tricking You
Chapter 45: The So-Called Invincibility Mode
Chapter 46: The Promised Protagonist’s Cheat
Chapter 47: The Round Azoth Core
Chapter 48: Cultivation Requires Entrance Examinations
Chapter 49: Setting Off to Tasyoluk
Chapter 50: Outsiders Watching the Commotion
Chapter 51: What Grass is That?
Chapter 52: Treasure Protecting Demonic Beast
Chapter 53: Piggish Party Member Strikes Again
Chapter 54: The Chrysanthemum After the Demonic Beast Conclusion
Chapter 55: Compact, Practical, Suitable and Portable
Chapter 56: When Heading Out, Bringing Along Your Master is a Must
Chapter 57: Experiencing The First Marriage Proposal
Chapter 58: Sesame Opened a Door
Chapter 59: The Shameless Deity
Chapter 60: Master Will Wait For You At Jade Forest Mountain
Chapter 61: Zhu Yao Version 3.0
Chapter 62: Identity Verification
Chapter 63: Making a Fool out of a Beast Without Discussion
Chapter 64: The Stuck Cultivation
Chapter 65: Nascent Soul Formation Period
Chapter 66: Admitting into Ancient Hill Sect Once Again
Chapter 67: Promotion Ceremony
Chapter 68: Cat Fight When There’s Nothing to Do
Chapter 69: Little Rescue Squad
Chapter 70: The Queen Regnant
Chapter 71: Could not be Described
Chapter 72: Three Heads, Four Heads, are Better than One
Chapter 73: Hehe, Ancient Secret Technique
Chapter 74: I Accidentally Fooled You
Chapter 75: Optic Fiber-like Cultivation
Chapter 76: Crowd of Completely Unaware Onlookers
Chapter 77: Don’t Worry, Leave it to Me
Chapter 78: Hu Hansan has Returned
Chapter 79: The Sect Master’s Thoughts
Chapter 80: Big Sis, Don’t Scare Me
Chapter 81: I Actually Like Men
Chapter 82: Disciple, Come, Let’s do an Experiment
Chapter 83: Male BUG, Female BUG
Chapter 84: Xiao Yi’s Godly Logic
Chapter 85: A Small Universal Outbreak
Chapter 86: The First Cannon Fodder
Chapter 87: Hello, Zhu Yao 4.0 Has Logged In
Chapter 88: Where Did this Little Junior-Martial Sister Come From?
Chapter 89: Umm, a Forceful Tyrant
Chapter 90: Master is Leaving
Chapter 91: Don’t Die Anymore
Chapter 92: Pure Yin Physique
Chapter 93: Jade Forest’s Naming Tradition
Chapter 94: The Late Precognitive Dream
Chapter 95: Meeting Cannot be Compared to Yearning
Chapter 96: Invincible Water Spirit Vein
Chapter 97: Heading Out to Grab a Male Partner
Chapter 98: The Male Partner’s Schemes
Chapter 99: Coming Straight Back after Picking Up the Male Partner
Chapter 100: Tragedy of the Destroyed Sect
Chapter 101: Which Sect has the Best Cultivation Techniques?
Chapter 102: Theory of Cultivation Coordination
Chapter 103: A Single Woman in a Doubles
Chapter 104: Little Radish is Transforming
Chapter 105: A BUG Can Call for a Transfer
Chapter 106: This World Where We Have to Look at Faces
Chapter 107: The Strange Shadow
Chapter 108: The Twins within the Ice
Chapter 109: Strange Little Radish
Chapter 110: A Beast Responds with a Single Call
Chapter 111: Lord, What a Fateful Coincidence
Chapter 112: A Money-Making Expert Beast
Chapter 113: World Singularity Record
Chapter 114: Changing Maps to Fight Mobs
Chapter 115: The Great Escape
Chapter 116: Hello, Master
Chapter 117: Goodbye, Master
Chapter 118: Uncontrollable Scenarios
Chapter 119: Why Are You Scolding People?
Chapter 120: Wu Song Cancelling his Engagement
Chapter 121: There’s No Engagement
Chapter 122: I’m Going into Isolation Now
Chapter 123: Azureflight’s Price
Chapter 124: Jade Forest Refiners are Good
Chapter 125: Grasping the Trick Sure Feels Good
Chapter 126: Numerous Sects Coming Together to Bully
Chapter 127: Mu Meiyan’s Challenge
Chapter 128: If I Were to Call You ‘BUG’, Will You Respond?
Chapter 129: The Sharpest Weapon in the World
Chapter 130: What does That have to do with Me?
Chapter 131: The Divine Residence Above the Sea
Chapter 132: A Retarded Final Battle
Chapter 133: The So-Called ‘Deity’
Chapter 134: Your Sister’s a Devil
Chapter 135: Everyone’s Beloved 5.0
Chapter 136: Ill Intentions
Chapter 137: Truth Exposed
Chapter 138: Mushroom Special Ops
Chapter 139: Do I have to be this Unlucky?
Chapter 140: I’m a Leg Supporting Expert
Chapter 141: Master’s IQ has Logged Off
Chapter 142: Great Great Grand Master
Chapter 143: Guest of Lightning Divine Hall
Chapter 144: Stagnating Cultivation
Chapter 145: Tower Sports Meet
Chapter 146: Everyone’s Beloved Truth
Chapter 147: Release that Lady
Chapter 148: The Worst Inhuman Abuse
Chapter 149: Unfortunate Female Deity
Chapter 150: Bi-Gender Type Character
Chapter 151: Heading Towards Advent Cloud Hall
Chapter 152: Reunion of Old Friends
Chapter 153: Who Bit My Buttocks?
Chapter 154: Three Two Hundred Fifties
Chapter 155: Entering Advent Cloud Hall
Chapter 156: Being Chased Everywhere in Life
Chapter 157: Geez, if you’re Ugly, Don’t Seek Revenge
Chapter 158: Recognizes Blood, but not the Owner’s
Chapter 159: Master is Released
Chapter 160: Sudden Change
Chapter 161: Disciple’s Dead Again
Chapter 162: Late-coming Scenario Benefit
Chapter 163: Version 6.0 That Comes with it’s own Scenario
Chapter 164: Please Let Me Appear on Stage
Chapter 165: Can’t We Just Have a Nice Talk?
Chapter 166: The Jokester Sent by the Heavens
Chapter 167: Master has Menopause too
Chapter 168: I’m an Egg
Chapter 169: A Bowl of Egg Drop Soup
Chapter 170: Chicken Egg, Duck Egg, Century Egg
Chapter 171: Introduction Cutscene
Chapter 172: Disciple, Let’s _____
Chapter 173: Please Restrain Yourself from Displaying Your Stupidity
Chapter 174: Spatial Mahjong Competition
Chapter 175: The Trash Retreats
Chapter 176: Towards Cloudhold City
Chapter 177: Mushroom Rescue Operation
Chapter 178: The Minion Who Ascended into the Higher Realm
Chapter 179: Come Back Immediately After You Die
Chapter 180: Forced Disconnection Handyman
Chapter 181: Birds Seem to Like Bringing me Back to their Nests
Chapter 182: Time Adjustment Device
Chapter 183: Far Ancient Highgod
Chapter 184: The First Art of Disciple Trolling
Chapter 185: Second Art of Disciple Trolling
Chapter 186: There’s Always That One Idiot Who Wants to Eat You
Chapter 187: The Gradually Rising Bug
Chapter 188: Seal Released
Chapter 189: Godly Energy Online Recharging Service
Chapter 190: Approaching Irregularity
Chapter 191: The Final Godbeast
Chapter 192: This World is Doomed
Chapter 193: Version Rollback
Chapter 194: Yue Ying, Let Us Have a Chat
Chapter 195: The Unexpected Truth
Chapter 196: Permitted to Bring Family Members Along
Chapter 197: Flunked
Chapter 198: He Hasn’t Bathed for Five Years
Chapter 199: Master, You’re so Cute
Chapter 200: The Punctually Sent Scenario
Chapter 201: Dug a Hole
Chapter 202: Don’t Talk to Me
Chapter 203: Catching a Beast
Chapter 204: That Familiar Beast
Chapter 205: That Beast with Strange Brain Circuits
Chapter 206: Seeing the Old Beast Again
Chapter 207: Sidequest Item
Chapter 208: I Recovered My Cultivation
Chapter 209: A Beast Fell
Chapter 210: I Want to Bite Him!
Chapter 211: World Favourable Impression
Chapter 212: The Entire World is Begging for Hugs
Chapter 213: I Want to Bear Monkeys For You
Chapter 214: War Between Humans and Beasts
Chapter 215: May I Ask Who’s Soon?
Chapter 216: Divine My Ass!
Chapter 217: Mary Sue’s Gary Stu
Chapter 218: Don’t Force My Hand
Chapter 219: Saving the World in Another Way
Chapter 220: Long Live My Empress
Chapter 221: Sect Mascot
Chapter 222: Please, Be Prideful and Cold Like Before
Chapter 223: Prelude to War
Chapter 224: Fried an Egg
Chapter 225: Sealing the Devil
Chapter 226 Single Dragon Can’t Be Hurt
Chapter 227: Piggish Party Member Achievement Unlocked
Chapter 228: Reincarnate Into – The Hell?
Chapter 229: Regular Citizen of the Underworld
Chapter 230: ‘Scare People Ten Times’ Achievement Unlocked
Chapter 231: The Great King Brought Me to Patrol the Mountains
Chapter 232: All of You Have Been Surrounded
Chapter 233: Bugs Everywhere on the Ground
Chapter 234: It’s Time to Dine
Chapter 235: Irreparable Bug
Chapter 236: Friendship that Transcends the Barrier of Species
Chapter 237: Beast With Pitifully Low Intelligence
Chapter 238: Warrior, You’re Pregnant!
Chapter 239: Sleeping Beauty Who Cannot Be Awakened with a Kiss
Chapter 240: Land at the End of the Horizon is This Way
Chapter 241: You Shameless Human
Chapter 242: River of Forgetfulness is Too Deep, Throw Some Sand
Chapter 243: Scenario Mode, On
Chapter 244: Starting the Extended Instance Dungeon
Chapter 245: Adjusted Timeline
Chapter 246: Sword Seeking Convention
Chapter 247: Story of Chicks
Chapter 248: First Mystic Artifact
Chapter 249: There’s a Fraud Shop
Chapter 250: The Girl’s Revival
Chapter 251: Old Man, Don’t Be Too Depressed
Chapter 252: We Can Always Run if We Can’t Win
Chapter 253: You Fancy Him?
Chapter 254: Don’t Fancy Him!
Chapter 255: Onwards to Fall Spirit Peak
Chapter 256: Got Tricked
Chapter 257: Familiar Ancient Ruin
Chapter 258: How About Becoming My Master?
Chapter 259: History Can’t be Altered
Chapter 260: Can I Get an Advance on My Rewards?
Chapter 261: The Problem Child Who Suddenly Freaked Out
Chapter 262: Fortune to the Empress
Chapter 263: There’s a Strange Person Outside the Door
Chapter 264: Master, Promise Me, Alright?
Chapter 265: Common Enemy of Little Animals
Chapter 266: Passive Pet Dispersing Buff
Chapter 267: Turning into a Sieve
Chapter 268: Release My Master
Chapter 269: Plane Movement Permit
Chapter 270: Grandma, Listen to Me
Chapter 271: All Children are Unbearable
Chapter 272: Subduing the Little Tyrant
Chapter 273: Surging Cultivation
Chapter 274: Wife, It’s Me!
Chapter 275: Do You Want to Hitch a Ride?
Chapter 276: I Will Eat You~!
Chapter 277: He Must Have Been Really Rich
Chapter 278: I Will Never Forgive That Person
Chapter 279: Please Study Well
Chapter 280: My Childhood is so Miserable
Chapter 281: Starting the Main Protagonist Dungeon Raid
Chapter 282: Catch That Beast!
Chapter 283: Top Excellent Youths
Chapter 284: Good Enlightenment Helper
Chapter 285: Where’s the Trust Between Humans and Peas?
Chapter 286: Green Doraemon
Chapter 287: The Pea is About to Give Boons
Chapter 288: Cultivation Straight A’s Student
Chapter 289: Peapea, Beastie and Master
Chapter 290: I Have to Personally Beat This Person Up Myself
Chapter 291: Kill a Mob Right Before Disconnection
Chapter 292: Just Throw Away the Opportunity for Reincarnation
Chapter 293: Glamorous Reformed Body
Chapter 294: Someone Else’s Love Triangle
Chapter 295: You’re a Good Person
Chapter 296: Radish Sweeping Movement
Chapter 297: The Little Tyrant’s Aptitude
Chapter 298: Return to its Former Owner
Chapter 299: Little Tyrant, You Must Become a Good Person
Chapter 300: I Feel Like My IQ Will Fall
Chapter 301: Please Give a Proper Croak
Chapter 302: A Radish in a Single Hole
Chapter 303: Even in Death, I Must be Beautiful
Chapter 304: Picking Up Beasts Everyday
Chapter 305: Towards Wandering City
Chapter 306: Practitioners’ Great Tournament Reality TV
Chapter 307: Rising New Star
Chapter 308: Hua Lin, Don’t Cry
Chapter 309: Run, Little Tyrant
Chapter 310: Hua Lin Sent a Friend Verification Notification
Chapter 311: Can the Gift be Converted to Cash?
Chapter 312: Suicide Attack
Chapter 313: Protect the Dandelions
Chapter 314: Victims’ Delusional Stone
Chapter 315: You Should Have a Heart Demon Inside You
Chapter 316: Heart Demon Immunity Skill
Chapter 317: Removing the Bug of Righteousness
Chapter 318: Come One Come All, Let’s Conduct a Meeting
Chapter 319: Truth Behind the Sect Massacre
Chapter 320: Villains Should Not Talk So Much Crap
Chapter 321: Don’t Want to be a Good Girl (Actual)
Chapter 322: Packing Up and Heading Home
Chapter 323: Forced Disconnection
Chapter 324: All-round Technical Support
Chapter 325: High-Level Scenario
Chapter 326: The Magical Brush
Chapter 327: A Clown That Could Topple Countries
Chapter 328: Female Lead’s Night Assault
Chapter 329: Spewing All Over Your Face
Chapter 330: I Can Read
Chapter 331: Contracting the Spirit Guiding Beast
Chapter 332: Five Words Floated in the Air
Chapter 333: Cheat has Disconnected
Chapter 334: Let Me Conduct Some Research
Chapter 335: Open (the Path) Sesame
Chapter 336: All Roads Lead to the Female Lead
Chapter 337: The Young Man Still Has Two Other Faces
Chapter 338: Avatar Download Complete
Chapter 339: A Godly Development Suddenly Unfolds
Chapter 340: It’s Time to Disconnect
Chapter 341: Become One with the Darkness, Single Puppy
Chapter 342: Awakening Notice
Chapter 343: Curse of the FFF Inquisition
Chapter 344: Stupider Than an Idiot
Chapter 345: Barrierless Two-Way Switch
Chapter 346: I Dare You to Try Being Impudent
Chapter 347: Heaven or Hell, Look for My Disciple I Shall
Chapter 348: The Hell is a Female Sword?
Chapter 349: Let Me Quietly Get Zapped
Chapter 350: I Have Just Hit Menopause, I Want Some Peace and Quiet
Chapter 351: Floor Master’s Dignity Recovery Plan
Chapter 352: The Promised Blissful Life
Chapter 353: The Worries of Beasties
Chapter 354: Sesame is Trash
Chapter 355: Realm Escaping Godly Artifact
Chapter 356: Go and Seek Abuse, Young Man!
Chapter 357: Let’s Chat About Life
Chapter 358: How to Abandon Delusion Treatment
Chapter 359: Your Sister’s a Life Artifact
Chapter 360: Let’s Clear the Tower Together, Young Maiden
Chapter 361: The Biology Teacher Left Early
Chapter 362: Look At My Pure and Clear Eyes
Chapter 363: Don’t Be Abstract, Be Realistic
Chapter 364: Demonic Beast Raid Guide
Chapter 365: Exorcism Squad
Chapter 366: Poke the Demonic Beast For Show
Chapter 367: The Three Levels of Bastard Aura
Chapter 368: Meeting Another Mary Sue
Chapter 369: Please Call Me Lei Feng
Chapter 370: It’s Definitely Not That Easy
Chapter 371: Two-Person Instance
Chapter 372: National Big Giveaway
Chapter 373: Evolved Heart Demon Tribulation
Chapter 374: Please Speak Politely
Chapter 375: This Sure is Fate
Chapter 376: Don’t Pull Aggro Off Tanks
Chapter 377: The Truth Behind the Final Floor
Chapter 378: The Fate of the Scheming Mary Sue
Chapter 379: Realizing an Incredible Secret
Chapter 380: I Want to Eat Your Brains
Chapter 381: Second Battle – Cob Cannon
Chapter 382: The Sunflower Welcoming Group
Chapter 383: Friendly Visit to the Sunflower Country
Chapter 384: Undefeatable Enemy
Chapter 385: Ascend to Godhood, or Fall into Devilhood?
Chapter 386: Lightning Divine Tower Ceases to Exist
Chapter 387: Become a CEO
Chapter 388: Realmspirit’s Plans
Chapter 389: A Very Mysterious Plane Management Office
Chapter 390: The Manager of Guoguo’s Home
Chapter 391: Realmspirit’s Return
Chapter 392: Divine Realm Management Plan
Chapter 393: The Final Finale
Afterword