Chapter 350: I Have Just Hit Menopause, I Want Some Peace and Quiet
lt;pgt;Chapter 350: I Have Just Hit Menopause, I Want Some Peace and Quietlt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao deeply felt that she must have destroyed the Milky Way in her past life, which resulted in her meeting such an unreliable person. Ever since she was picked up by him, there were neverending number of incidents occurring. Occasionally, people would appear to settle debts with him. Some of these people once had their divine treasures robbed, some had their cultivation cave residences taken away, while many of them were once heavily injured by him. Every single one of them hated him to the very core, as though they wanted to swallow him alive.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;In any case, not a single one practitioner that they passed by on the way wasn’t acquainted with him one way or another. This was the first time Zhu Yao had seen someone who had such a wide aggro range. Almost every short distance they covered, there would be people charging out to fight him. Some came alone, while some came in groups of three to five. She was rather shocked in the beginning, but she had already become completely calm at the end.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;In any case, every so often, there would be people leaping out and shouting:lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Evil Deity, return me my treasures!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Evil Deity, return me my cave residence!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Evil Deity, return me my…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;And other things along those lines, until a delicate Profound Deity that looked like a frail scholar pop out. “Evil Deity, return me my wife!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao silently glanced at Xue Yi. “Yo, I never expected your private life to be this fulfilling.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Xue Yi was stunned for a moment, as though he never expected that he would utter such a thing either. At that moment, he grew anxious. “Nonsense! Who stole your wife?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“What does this have to do with me?” Why are you giving me an explanation?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“To tell you the truth, I’m…” His face reddened and he shyly turned his head away. He tapped his fingers together and said. “I’m… I’m… I’m still a virgin!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“……”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;A moment later.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Ou…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;How is this my business!? -flips table-lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“You still dare to lie.” That Profound Deity was immediately enraged. He pointed at Xue Li with a pained expression and accused. “If you hadn’t forcefully broken into my wife’s closed-door training location in Cloudspill Sea, would she have died from self-implosion!?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Cloudspill Sea?” Xue Yi was dazed for a moment.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“That’s right.” The man gritted his teeth and said. “It’s that cave residence at the bottom of the sea.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Bottom of the sea? Wasn’t that the place where she was picked up by Xue Yi?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“My wife and I spent a thousand years to build that cave residence. I never expected…” That man denounced him with a pained look. “You greedy beast! You took the opportunity while I wasn’t around, to my wife… You made her die from self-implosion! Today, I shall take your life and help her take revenge!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;What did he do to your wife? Speak clearly, hey. How can you leave out the most important details?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“I didn’t.” Xue Yi forcefully shook his head and said in a serious tone. “I robbed that place off a male Deity. I am a Deity with principles. How can I possibly attack a frail female type? You can wrong me, but you can’t insult my tastes.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao; “…” The hell does this have to do with your tastes!?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The man snorted. With a wave of his sleeves, an illusory figure appeared in the air. That person had a burly figure, with tiger-like back and a bear’s waist. Even the black hair could not conceal those firm and thick muscles, which looked as though they could explode at any moment. That person looked like a professional bodybuilder. “Evil Deity, do you recognize this person?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Eh!?” Xue Yi looked carefully, and blurted out. “Isn’t that the person who wouldn’t move out of his home in the seafloor even in death?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The man’s anger peaked, shouting out. “This is my wife!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao: “…” There’s actually such a delightful woman in this world.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Xue Yi: “…” So a female type actually looks like that. It’s no wonder I can never find a partner.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“My wife and I… our feelings are as deep as the ocean, and we had always relied on each other since the times we were in the Lower Realm. We never let each other go.” He said with a pained expression. “Now, i’m the only one left living in this world.” His eyes reddened. As though he had dove into some memories, his face was filled with despair and yearning. “It’s all because of you! From now on… there will never be anyone else who will keep the candle on for me late in the night, there will never be anyone else who will sleep on the same bed as me, there will never be anyone else who will hug me tight. No one will ever again smack my body with a whip, and no one will ever again use the candles to… Uh, in any case, I want you to pay with your blood!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The two people in front of him: “…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;They seemed to have just found out something incredible.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;This person is a masochist right!? He must be, right!?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Give me your life!” That male Deity raised his sword and hacked it towards Xue Yi.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Unexpectedly, Xue Yi did not directly attack him with simple brute strength like before. Instead, his figure flashed, dodging his attack.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“You really killed her?” Zhu Yao could not help but ask.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Xue Yi’s feet stopped, and then nodded a while later. “Mn, back then, I was in dire need of that cave residence.” He pondered for a moment, and then added. “I really didn’t know the person living there was a female type.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…” Zhu Yao did not reply. She had a vague feeling in her heart, where she faintly felt that the key problem here wasn’t about differentiating between man and woman.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;That man after all was still just a Profound Deity, and he was basically unable to injure Xue Yi even the slightest bit. With a light wave of his sleeves, Xue Yi easily deflected his attack. Frowning, he shouted out loud. “Hey, seeing that you have lost your partner, I can give you ten moves. After these ten strikes, don’t blame me for being rough.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Don’t act arrogant!” That man trembled from anger. Gritting his teeth, he unleashed all of the divine energy in his body and attacked Xue Yi without a regard for his life. He even threw out all of his talismans, treasures and divine artifacts. “In the past, because you altered the formation in the sea depth, I couldn’t do anything to you. Since you came out here today, don’t even think I will give you the opportunity to hide again.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Loud booms resounded. The place was filled with the sounds of divine talismans and divine treasures activating, their might shaking the sky.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;As he had declared, Xue Yi did not resist and simply dodged all of his attacks. While doing so, he carefully counted his opponent’s moves. “One, two, three, four…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;With the absolute advantage from the difference in levels, the man was basically unable to harm Xue Yi at all. Just a short while later, he was already panting out heavily, while Xue Yi was not even scarred at all. The man’s expression turned severe. With a swing of his hand, he sliced his own arm and used his fresh blood to condense a formation.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Blood Condensing Formation.” Xue Yi was stunned. He took a few steps back and immediately erected a defensive barrier. At the same time, a bloody divine sword that enveloped the sky and earth came attacking him. Even the barrier that he had erected was beginning to show lines of cracks. Finally, the barrier shattered resoundingly. Earlier, the man failed to even touch him, but now, the bloody divine sword drew lines across Xue Yi’s body, and there were even times when Xue Yi’s vital points were almost struck. However, the Blood Condensing Formation was after all a unique formation that made use of one’s essence to activate. In other words, if it was used to harm a thousand, then eight hundred would be sacrificed.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;In just a few moments, the man could no longer hold it up. His figure shook and then he fell with one knee on the ground. His face instantly became as pale as paper. He had a frail scholar appearance in the first place, and yet now he looked as if he could be scattered apart with just a small breeze.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Xue Yi then shouted out the final number at this moment. “Ten.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;With a wave of his hand, he summoned a divine sword and walked towards that person a step at a time. He had a cold look on his face, instead of the silly expression he had just before. In that pair of sharp eyes, lingered true killing intent. Zhu Yao felt her heart tremble, and she unconsciously shouted out. “Xue Yi!”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;His feet stopped, as though he was asking her what’s wrong.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;She knew she had no basis for this, but she still could not help but call out. “Can you… not kill him?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Xue Yi frowned, and determinedly shook his head. “Impossible!” He said as he approached the man. “If I don’t kill him today, my death might come another day. I can’t leave behind any snake in the grass.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“……”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;He stopped three steps away from the man, and with the sword in his hand raised, he was just about to strike, when that man suddenly raised his head. He had a smile on his face. Xue Yi’s heart shook, and a bright white light suddenly glowed in the surroundings at this moment. When he dodged to the side, he saw a ray of white light shot towards the sky, instantly breaking through the clouds.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Do you think that I will come here alone without being completely prepared?” That man suddenly laughed out loud. “I know that I’m not your match, but so what if your cultivation level is high? There will naturally be someone capable of defeating you.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Xue Yi looked towards that pillar of light. He had a bad premonition, and he unconsciously tightened his grip on Zhu Yao’s hilt. “What mystic artifact is this?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“You actually don’t recognize the Disciplinary Order!?” That man coldly laughed, his eyes looked as though he had been freed. With a long sigh, he said. “Well, whatever! Evil Deity, you have done many vile acts, and it’s now time for you to pay the price.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;That white light grew brighter as the surrounding talismans shone. A figure slowly appeared from the center, and the person grew clearer. Boundless pressure assaulted Xue Yi and he was unable to maintain his stance, kneeling right down and puking out a mouthful of blood.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The white light scattered. In the middle of the formation, a sloven-looking man appeared. He was dressed in a red robe and wore a jade crown. With a pair of sword-sharp eyes, he held onto a jade-mounted red fan in his hand. That person was first stunned for a moment, as he looked at Zhu Yao in front of Xue Yi’s chest.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao was stunned, and she could not help but leak out. “Great great…” The person in front of her hurriedly raised his fan to cover his lips, hinting her to keep quiet. She had no choice but to alter her words. “… tonic water.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“What?” Xue Yi lowered his head in confusion.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Hohoho… I have just hit my menopause, and I need some peace and quiet.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“……”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;————————————lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Zhu Yao was a little confused.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;When did the Floor Master become someone else’s summoned beast? Why did he appear here? What happened to the promise of helping her master to protect her body? Was it really alright for him to appear here?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The sorrow in Yu Jin’s heart could already form a river. He didn’t want to be here either, but why was there still people who would look for a Disciplinary Order? And why did the Disciplinary Order have to be linked with the Floor Master’s divine imprint?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;A second earlier, he was still protecting his little little grand disciple’s body, and in a blink of an eye, he was here in this ghastly place. He even patted on his chest and guaranteed that he would look after his little little grand disciple well, before he was finally able to escape Little Yanyan’s demonic claws. Now that he had left his post, he was going to be zapped to death, right? It will definitely happen, right!?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The problem here was that his little little grand disciple was being held captive there too. My heart aches, I feel so hurt, I really want to bully people!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Yu Jin swept his cold eyes around, an indescribable tyrannical might could be felt. His usual leisurely and casual demeanour could no longer be found. “Who activated the Disciplinary Order?” Come out here and let me smack you for a bit.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“High Deity of Lightning Divine Palace!” The Profound Deity stumbled about as he bowed towards Yu Jin. “This person is a Evil Deity who has been wrecking havoc in the Divine Realm…” Thus, he began to list down all of Xue Yi’s crimes. When he brought up his wife, his words were filled with even more indignation. Finally, he added. “This lowly one unhesitantly risked everything to find this Disciplinary Order. I hope High Deity can judge this vile Xue Yi for his crimes, for this lowly one and for the people of the Divine Realm!” As he said that, he knelt down.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Yu Jin frowned. He turned towards Xue Li on the other side. Though Lightning Divine Palace was a place that governed the order of the Divine Realm, it had been a long time since he maintained justice or whatever! Putting aside how unfamiliar with the work he was, this Disciplinary Order was something he made for fun because he was bored to death a few tens of thousands of years ago. In addition, he put out the word that as long as the Disciplinary Order was found, the user would be able to have the Floor Master of Lightning Divine Palace to exact justice and punish evil.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;To put it simply, it was just something he did on a whim. He had been a Floor Master for so many years and had long thought of quitting. Yet, he was unable to find a successor to succeed him. That was why he intentionally linked the Floor Master’s divine imprint with this item. His goal was to secretly toy with the next Floor Master. In the end, he failed to make fun of others, and ended up toying with himself.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;To summarise: If you don’t court death, you won’t die!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Haah! He clearly hid this Disciplinary Order at such a deep place. How did this person find it? Could he have some peace as a Floor Master for once?lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;He had long cussed out in several hundred different ways in his heart, yet he had no choice but to keep up that proud and cold demeanour. With a stern look, he asked. “Is what he said all true?” Even if he had to cry, he had to bury this own hole that he created to the very end.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Yes, I did them.” Xue Yi admitted it really straightforwardly. “I don’t see myself as a good person, but this world is as such in the first place. I believe that whatever I’ve done, has been done by every single person in the Divine Realm. In order to expand a territory, stealing one needs to be done, and when in conflict with others, it’s natural to fight. When it comes to people that can’t be beaten, it’s either run, or face death. This is the laws of this world in the first place.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Expand territory? Conflict? Zhu Yao was stunned for a moment. Why was this tone familiar…lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“In that case, I will accept this Disciplinary Order today.” Yu Jin reached out his hand. The divine imprints that was still shining earlier on the ground began to rise and converge, before disappearing within his palm. The might of a High Deity was fully released, and the sky above was instantly filled with dark clouds and rumbling thunder.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;White a flash of white light, a bolt of heavenly lightning struck down.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;The hell, Floor Master, you’re doing it for real!lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Xue Yi gritted his teeth as he desperately used all of the divine energy in his body to push back the High Deity’s pressure. In a flash, he left his former spot. However, that lightning bolt creaked and split itself into halves, where one of it came chasing after him. He had no choice but to block it with his divine sword. A fifth rank divine sword turned into ashes under this incredible lightning might.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;He had no choice but to pull out a new one, as he fought and retreat. He fled for about dozens of kilometers, yet he was still unable to escape the lightning flashes that enveloped the sky and earth. Fortunately for him, he scavenged quite a bit of divine artifacts from that divine city earlier, allowing him to expend so many of them as consumables. However, his stock of divine artifacts was after all limited. In the beginning, he could still pull out fifth rank ones. Immediately after, he took out fourth rank ones, and finally, he had no choice but to pull out the third rank artifacts.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;A fifth rank divine artifact could not even block it, let alone a low grade artifact. He watched as another lightning bolt came striking at him, immediately destroying the third rank divine artifact in his hand, however, it had only resolved a fifth of the lightning bolt’s original lightning power. Just as the lightning bolt was about to strike his chest, it suddenly twisted and struck heavily onto his body.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;A hint of doubt flashed across Xue Yi’s face. However, in the next instant, he felt his blood tumbling, the meridians in his body breaking apart, and his Dantian felt as if it was about to shatter.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Divine sword maiden…” He suddenly pulled her out.lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“What is it?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“I don’t know why, but I realized… that person seems to be avoiding you intentionally. He must be afraid of you for some reason.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“Uh… You’re thinking of using me to face the enemy?”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;“No!” He shook his head. “I want to…”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;lt;pgt;Before he could finish, Yu Jin’s figure appeared in front of him in a flash. He looked at the sword in Xue Yi’s hand and said. “Xue Yi, give me that weapon and admit defeat. This Sovereign can consider letting you live.”lt;/pgt;lt;brgt;
Chapter 1: A Peasant Woman, a River, and a Little Field
Chapter 2: The Deities’ Disciple Selection
Chapter 3: Curiosity Kills the Cat
Chapter 4: Entering the Mountain Sect
Chapter 5: Bro, Who Are You?
Chapter 6: Admitting into the Jade Forest
Chapter 7: Don’t Look for Trouble, and Trouble will not Come
Chapter 8: Jade Forest Mountain Peak
Chapter 9: Gold Nest, Silver Nest, Dog’s Nest
Chapter 10: Meeting the Little Turnip Again
Chapter 11: Master’s New Skill
Chapter 12: Network Delaying Auntie
Chapter 13: Master has Good Skills
Chapter 14: The Sect Master’s Headache
Chapter 15: Reunion with Little Wang
Chapter 16: Emergency
Chapter 17: The Damn Fatty that Fell from the Sky
Chapter 18: The Three Collapsed Views
Chapter 19: Chinese Good Girl Friend
Chapter 20: Master’s Telling You to Come Back Home for Dinner
Chapter 21: The Unfortunate Person that Bumped into a Bird
Chapter 22: The Storm at Jade Forest Mountain
Chapter 23: Great Diarrhea Art
Chapter 24: A Practitioner Who Cannot Fly
Chapter 25: Who Doesn’t Know How to Bully?
Chapter 26: Little Wimp’s Third Senior-Martial Brother
Chapter 27: Someone Else’s Counter-Attack Drama
Chapter 28: Wang Xuzhi VS Xiao Yi
Chapter 29: He isn’t even Willing to Give me a Hundred Dollars
Chapter 30: Men Should be Strong and Muscular
Chapter 31: The Common Nauseating Act
Chapter 32: Good Things Come in Pairs
Chapter 33: Talented Acting School
Chapter 34: A Pig-like Party Member
Chapter 35: Human Trafficker
Chapter 36: A Baby Treats Food as Heaven
Chapter 37: The Rubbed-Off Principles
Chapter 38: Regarding the Bringing Up of a Disciple
Chapter 39: Trust Between Master and Disciple
Chapter 40: Prehistoric Monster Infant
Chapter 41: Not Playing Around with Disciple Leads to Death
Chapter 42: Activating Make-Up Story Mode
Chapter 43: Undoing the Knot in One’s Heart
Chapter 44: The Protagonist’s Cheat is Tricking You
Chapter 45: The So-Called Invincibility Mode
Chapter 46: The Promised Protagonist’s Cheat
Chapter 47: The Round Azoth Core
Chapter 48: Cultivation Requires Entrance Examinations
Chapter 49: Setting Off to Tasyoluk
Chapter 50: Outsiders Watching the Commotion
Chapter 51: What Grass is That?
Chapter 52: Treasure Protecting Demonic Beast
Chapter 53: Piggish Party Member Strikes Again
Chapter 54: The Chrysanthemum After the Demonic Beast Conclusion
Chapter 55: Compact, Practical, Suitable and Portable
Chapter 56: When Heading Out, Bringing Along Your Master is a Must
Chapter 57: Experiencing The First Marriage Proposal
Chapter 58: Sesame Opened a Door
Chapter 59: The Shameless Deity
Chapter 60: Master Will Wait For You At Jade Forest Mountain
Chapter 61: Zhu Yao Version 3.0
Chapter 62: Identity Verification
Chapter 63: Making a Fool out of a Beast Without Discussion
Chapter 64: The Stuck Cultivation
Chapter 65: Nascent Soul Formation Period
Chapter 66: Admitting into Ancient Hill Sect Once Again
Chapter 67: Promotion Ceremony
Chapter 68: Cat Fight When There’s Nothing to Do
Chapter 69: Little Rescue Squad
Chapter 70: The Queen Regnant
Chapter 71: Could not be Described
Chapter 72: Three Heads, Four Heads, are Better than One
Chapter 73: Hehe, Ancient Secret Technique
Chapter 74: I Accidentally Fooled You
Chapter 75: Optic Fiber-like Cultivation
Chapter 76: Crowd of Completely Unaware Onlookers
Chapter 77: Don’t Worry, Leave it to Me
Chapter 78: Hu Hansan has Returned
Chapter 79: The Sect Master’s Thoughts
Chapter 80: Big Sis, Don’t Scare Me
Chapter 81: I Actually Like Men
Chapter 82: Disciple, Come, Let’s do an Experiment
Chapter 83: Male BUG, Female BUG
Chapter 84: Xiao Yi’s Godly Logic
Chapter 85: A Small Universal Outbreak
Chapter 86: The First Cannon Fodder
Chapter 87: Hello, Zhu Yao 4.0 Has Logged In
Chapter 88: Where Did this Little Junior-Martial Sister Come From?
Chapter 89: Umm, a Forceful Tyrant
Chapter 90: Master is Leaving
Chapter 91: Don’t Die Anymore
Chapter 92: Pure Yin Physique
Chapter 93: Jade Forest’s Naming Tradition
Chapter 94: The Late Precognitive Dream
Chapter 95: Meeting Cannot be Compared to Yearning
Chapter 96: Invincible Water Spirit Vein
Chapter 97: Heading Out to Grab a Male Partner
Chapter 98: The Male Partner’s Schemes
Chapter 99: Coming Straight Back after Picking Up the Male Partner
Chapter 100: Tragedy of the Destroyed Sect
Chapter 101: Which Sect has the Best Cultivation Techniques?
Chapter 102: Theory of Cultivation Coordination
Chapter 103: A Single Woman in a Doubles
Chapter 104: Little Radish is Transforming
Chapter 105: A BUG Can Call for a Transfer
Chapter 106: This World Where We Have to Look at Faces
Chapter 107: The Strange Shadow
Chapter 108: The Twins within the Ice
Chapter 109: Strange Little Radish
Chapter 110: A Beast Responds with a Single Call
Chapter 111: Lord, What a Fateful Coincidence
Chapter 112: A Money-Making Expert Beast
Chapter 113: World Singularity Record
Chapter 114: Changing Maps to Fight Mobs
Chapter 115: The Great Escape
Chapter 116: Hello, Master
Chapter 117: Goodbye, Master
Chapter 118: Uncontrollable Scenarios
Chapter 119: Why Are You Scolding People?
Chapter 120: Wu Song Cancelling his Engagement
Chapter 121: There’s No Engagement
Chapter 122: I’m Going into Isolation Now
Chapter 123: Azureflight’s Price
Chapter 124: Jade Forest Refiners are Good
Chapter 125: Grasping the Trick Sure Feels Good
Chapter 126: Numerous Sects Coming Together to Bully
Chapter 127: Mu Meiyan’s Challenge
Chapter 128: If I Were to Call You ‘BUG’, Will You Respond?
Chapter 129: The Sharpest Weapon in the World
Chapter 130: What does That have to do with Me?
Chapter 131: The Divine Residence Above the Sea
Chapter 132: A Retarded Final Battle
Chapter 133: The So-Called ‘Deity’
Chapter 134: Your Sister’s a Devil
Chapter 135: Everyone’s Beloved 5.0
Chapter 136: Ill Intentions
Chapter 137: Truth Exposed
Chapter 138: Mushroom Special Ops
Chapter 139: Do I have to be this Unlucky?
Chapter 140: I’m a Leg Supporting Expert
Chapter 141: Master’s IQ has Logged Off
Chapter 142: Great Great Grand Master
Chapter 143: Guest of Lightning Divine Hall
Chapter 144: Stagnating Cultivation
Chapter 145: Tower Sports Meet
Chapter 146: Everyone’s Beloved Truth
Chapter 147: Release that Lady
Chapter 148: The Worst Inhuman Abuse
Chapter 149: Unfortunate Female Deity
Chapter 150: Bi-Gender Type Character
Chapter 151: Heading Towards Advent Cloud Hall
Chapter 152: Reunion of Old Friends
Chapter 153: Who Bit My Buttocks?
Chapter 154: Three Two Hundred Fifties
Chapter 155: Entering Advent Cloud Hall
Chapter 156: Being Chased Everywhere in Life
Chapter 157: Geez, if you’re Ugly, Don’t Seek Revenge
Chapter 158: Recognizes Blood, but not the Owner’s
Chapter 159: Master is Released
Chapter 160: Sudden Change
Chapter 161: Disciple’s Dead Again
Chapter 162: Late-coming Scenario Benefit
Chapter 163: Version 6.0 That Comes with it’s own Scenario
Chapter 164: Please Let Me Appear on Stage
Chapter 165: Can’t We Just Have a Nice Talk?
Chapter 166: The Jokester Sent by the Heavens
Chapter 167: Master has Menopause too
Chapter 168: I’m an Egg
Chapter 169: A Bowl of Egg Drop Soup
Chapter 170: Chicken Egg, Duck Egg, Century Egg
Chapter 171: Introduction Cutscene
Chapter 172: Disciple, Let’s _____
Chapter 173: Please Restrain Yourself from Displaying Your Stupidity
Chapter 174: Spatial Mahjong Competition
Chapter 175: The Trash Retreats
Chapter 176: Towards Cloudhold City
Chapter 177: Mushroom Rescue Operation
Chapter 178: The Minion Who Ascended into the Higher Realm
Chapter 179: Come Back Immediately After You Die
Chapter 180: Forced Disconnection Handyman
Chapter 181: Birds Seem to Like Bringing me Back to their Nests
Chapter 182: Time Adjustment Device
Chapter 183: Far Ancient Highgod
Chapter 184: The First Art of Disciple Trolling
Chapter 185: Second Art of Disciple Trolling
Chapter 186: There’s Always That One Idiot Who Wants to Eat You
Chapter 187: The Gradually Rising Bug
Chapter 188: Seal Released
Chapter 189: Godly Energy Online Recharging Service
Chapter 190: Approaching Irregularity
Chapter 191: The Final Godbeast
Chapter 192: This World is Doomed
Chapter 193: Version Rollback
Chapter 194: Yue Ying, Let Us Have a Chat
Chapter 195: The Unexpected Truth
Chapter 196: Permitted to Bring Family Members Along
Chapter 197: Flunked
Chapter 198: He Hasn’t Bathed for Five Years
Chapter 199: Master, You’re so Cute
Chapter 200: The Punctually Sent Scenario
Chapter 201: Dug a Hole
Chapter 202: Don’t Talk to Me
Chapter 203: Catching a Beast
Chapter 204: That Familiar Beast
Chapter 205: That Beast with Strange Brain Circuits
Chapter 206: Seeing the Old Beast Again
Chapter 207: Sidequest Item
Chapter 208: I Recovered My Cultivation
Chapter 209: A Beast Fell
Chapter 210: I Want to Bite Him!
Chapter 211: World Favourable Impression
Chapter 212: The Entire World is Begging for Hugs
Chapter 213: I Want to Bear Monkeys For You
Chapter 214: War Between Humans and Beasts
Chapter 215: May I Ask Who’s Soon?
Chapter 216: Divine My Ass!
Chapter 217: Mary Sue’s Gary Stu
Chapter 218: Don’t Force My Hand
Chapter 219: Saving the World in Another Way
Chapter 220: Long Live My Empress
Chapter 221: Sect Mascot
Chapter 222: Please, Be Prideful and Cold Like Before
Chapter 223: Prelude to War
Chapter 224: Fried an Egg
Chapter 225: Sealing the Devil
Chapter 226 Single Dragon Can’t Be Hurt
Chapter 227: Piggish Party Member Achievement Unlocked
Chapter 228: Reincarnate Into – The Hell?
Chapter 229: Regular Citizen of the Underworld
Chapter 230: ‘Scare People Ten Times’ Achievement Unlocked
Chapter 231: The Great King Brought Me to Patrol the Mountains
Chapter 232: All of You Have Been Surrounded
Chapter 233: Bugs Everywhere on the Ground
Chapter 234: It’s Time to Dine
Chapter 235: Irreparable Bug
Chapter 236: Friendship that Transcends the Barrier of Species
Chapter 237: Beast With Pitifully Low Intelligence
Chapter 238: Warrior, You’re Pregnant!
Chapter 239: Sleeping Beauty Who Cannot Be Awakened with a Kiss
Chapter 240: Land at the End of the Horizon is This Way
Chapter 241: You Shameless Human
Chapter 242: River of Forgetfulness is Too Deep, Throw Some Sand
Chapter 243: Scenario Mode, On
Chapter 244: Starting the Extended Instance Dungeon
Chapter 245: Adjusted Timeline
Chapter 246: Sword Seeking Convention
Chapter 247: Story of Chicks
Chapter 248: First Mystic Artifact
Chapter 249: There’s a Fraud Shop
Chapter 250: The Girl’s Revival
Chapter 251: Old Man, Don’t Be Too Depressed
Chapter 252: We Can Always Run if We Can’t Win
Chapter 253: You Fancy Him?
Chapter 254: Don’t Fancy Him!
Chapter 255: Onwards to Fall Spirit Peak
Chapter 256: Got Tricked
Chapter 257: Familiar Ancient Ruin
Chapter 258: How About Becoming My Master?
Chapter 259: History Can’t be Altered
Chapter 260: Can I Get an Advance on My Rewards?
Chapter 261: The Problem Child Who Suddenly Freaked Out
Chapter 262: Fortune to the Empress
Chapter 263: There’s a Strange Person Outside the Door
Chapter 264: Master, Promise Me, Alright?
Chapter 265: Common Enemy of Little Animals
Chapter 266: Passive Pet Dispersing Buff
Chapter 267: Turning into a Sieve
Chapter 268: Release My Master
Chapter 269: Plane Movement Permit
Chapter 270: Grandma, Listen to Me
Chapter 271: All Children are Unbearable
Chapter 272: Subduing the Little Tyrant
Chapter 273: Surging Cultivation
Chapter 274: Wife, It’s Me!
Chapter 275: Do You Want to Hitch a Ride?
Chapter 276: I Will Eat You~!
Chapter 277: He Must Have Been Really Rich
Chapter 278: I Will Never Forgive That Person
Chapter 279: Please Study Well
Chapter 280: My Childhood is so Miserable
Chapter 281: Starting the Main Protagonist Dungeon Raid
Chapter 282: Catch That Beast!
Chapter 283: Top Excellent Youths
Chapter 284: Good Enlightenment Helper
Chapter 285: Where’s the Trust Between Humans and Peas?
Chapter 286: Green Doraemon
Chapter 287: The Pea is About to Give Boons
Chapter 288: Cultivation Straight A’s Student
Chapter 289: Peapea, Beastie and Master
Chapter 290: I Have to Personally Beat This Person Up Myself
Chapter 291: Kill a Mob Right Before Disconnection
Chapter 292: Just Throw Away the Opportunity for Reincarnation
Chapter 293: Glamorous Reformed Body
Chapter 294: Someone Else’s Love Triangle
Chapter 295: You’re a Good Person
Chapter 296: Radish Sweeping Movement
Chapter 297: The Little Tyrant’s Aptitude
Chapter 298: Return to its Former Owner
Chapter 299: Little Tyrant, You Must Become a Good Person
Chapter 300: I Feel Like My IQ Will Fall
Chapter 301: Please Give a Proper Croak
Chapter 302: A Radish in a Single Hole
Chapter 303: Even in Death, I Must be Beautiful
Chapter 304: Picking Up Beasts Everyday
Chapter 305: Towards Wandering City
Chapter 306: Practitioners’ Great Tournament Reality TV
Chapter 307: Rising New Star
Chapter 308: Hua Lin, Don’t Cry
Chapter 309: Run, Little Tyrant
Chapter 310: Hua Lin Sent a Friend Verification Notification
Chapter 311: Can the Gift be Converted to Cash?
Chapter 312: Suicide Attack
Chapter 313: Protect the Dandelions
Chapter 314: Victims’ Delusional Stone
Chapter 315: You Should Have a Heart Demon Inside You
Chapter 316: Heart Demon Immunity Skill
Chapter 317: Removing the Bug of Righteousness
Chapter 318: Come One Come All, Let’s Conduct a Meeting
Chapter 319: Truth Behind the Sect Massacre
Chapter 320: Villains Should Not Talk So Much Crap
Chapter 321: Don’t Want to be a Good Girl (Actual)
Chapter 322: Packing Up and Heading Home
Chapter 323: Forced Disconnection
Chapter 324: All-round Technical Support
Chapter 325: High-Level Scenario
Chapter 326: The Magical Brush
Chapter 327: A Clown That Could Topple Countries
Chapter 328: Female Lead’s Night Assault
Chapter 329: Spewing All Over Your Face
Chapter 330: I Can Read
Chapter 331: Contracting the Spirit Guiding Beast
Chapter 332: Five Words Floated in the Air
Chapter 333: Cheat has Disconnected
Chapter 334: Let Me Conduct Some Research
Chapter 335: Open (the Path) Sesame
Chapter 336: All Roads Lead to the Female Lead
Chapter 337: The Young Man Still Has Two Other Faces
Chapter 338: Avatar Download Complete
Chapter 339: A Godly Development Suddenly Unfolds
Chapter 340: It’s Time to Disconnect
Chapter 341: Become One with the Darkness, Single Puppy
Chapter 342: Awakening Notice
Chapter 343: Curse of the FFF Inquisition
Chapter 344: Stupider Than an Idiot
Chapter 345: Barrierless Two-Way Switch
Chapter 346: I Dare You to Try Being Impudent
Chapter 347: Heaven or Hell, Look for My Disciple I Shall
Chapter 348: The Hell is a Female Sword?
Chapter 349: Let Me Quietly Get Zapped
Chapter 350: I Have Just Hit Menopause, I Want Some Peace and Quiet
Chapter 351: Floor Master’s Dignity Recovery Plan
Chapter 352: The Promised Blissful Life
Chapter 353: The Worries of Beasties
Chapter 354: Sesame is Trash
Chapter 355: Realm Escaping Godly Artifact
Chapter 356: Go and Seek Abuse, Young Man!
Chapter 357: Let’s Chat About Life
Chapter 358: How to Abandon Delusion Treatment
Chapter 359: Your Sister’s a Life Artifact
Chapter 360: Let’s Clear the Tower Together, Young Maiden
Chapter 361: The Biology Teacher Left Early
Chapter 362: Look At My Pure and Clear Eyes
Chapter 363: Don’t Be Abstract, Be Realistic
Chapter 364: Demonic Beast Raid Guide
Chapter 365: Exorcism Squad
Chapter 366: Poke the Demonic Beast For Show
Chapter 367: The Three Levels of Bastard Aura
Chapter 368: Meeting Another Mary Sue
Chapter 369: Please Call Me Lei Feng
Chapter 370: It’s Definitely Not That Easy
Chapter 371: Two-Person Instance
Chapter 372: National Big Giveaway
Chapter 373: Evolved Heart Demon Tribulation
Chapter 374: Please Speak Politely
Chapter 375: This Sure is Fate
Chapter 376: Don’t Pull Aggro Off Tanks
Chapter 377: The Truth Behind the Final Floor
Chapter 378: The Fate of the Scheming Mary Sue
Chapter 379: Realizing an Incredible Secret
Chapter 380: I Want to Eat Your Brains
Chapter 381: Second Battle – Cob Cannon
Chapter 382: The Sunflower Welcoming Group
Chapter 383: Friendly Visit to the Sunflower Country
Chapter 384: Undefeatable Enemy
Chapter 385: Ascend to Godhood, or Fall into Devilhood?
Chapter 386: Lightning Divine Tower Ceases to Exist
Chapter 387: Become a CEO
Chapter 388: Realmspirit’s Plans
Chapter 389: A Very Mysterious Plane Management Office
Chapter 390: The Manager of Guoguo’s Home
Chapter 391: Realmspirit’s Return
Chapter 392: Divine Realm Management Plan
Chapter 393: The Final Finale
Afterword